Justin Epstein

[Justin Epstein @justin_epstein_]

RIP my all-time favorite @Phillies player. #DarrenDaulton #dutch #Phillies #PhiladelphiaPhillies #Daulton #ripdutch #RightOnFightOn

[Justin Epstein @justin_epstein_]

Recent unlikely victories: #Cavs, #Brexit, #Cubs, and #DonaldTrump. So, naturally, #PennState will win CFB playoff: https://t.co/9qWET4GbCc

[Justin Epstein @justin_epstein_]

Recent unlikely victories: #Cavs, #Brexit, #Cubs, and #DonaldTrump. So, naturally, #PennState will win CFB playoff: https://t.co/9qWET4GbCc

[Justin Epstein @justin_epstein_]

If CA secedes, do I get free cocktails and a meal flying from New York like I do flying to other int'l countries #CalExit #YesCalifornia 🤔

[Justin Epstein @justin_epstein_]

What are the two scariest words that a teacher can hear?

"Labor Day"

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Is it called "sand" because it's between the sea and the land?

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Why does Saturn have a ring on it? Because God liked it.

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Justin is tweeting.