Justin Alderman

Living life, to it's fullest.......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

@fender Let me know when you're for sale..........

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

Good day for the appetite, ie Hungary......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

@Apple Your new file transfer progress bar is beyond useless...

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

Was "You're the next stop" for over an hour, then watched the truck just drive away. Good thing they don't actually do anything important......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

If Ukraine takes the deal, the pilgrims lose their wings, post haste christian nationalists....

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

It has been over 6 months since I announced to the world that I have a solution to the climate change dilemma. Not a single entity has inquired since. Humanity is truly it's own worst enema.......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

MTG def did some jage......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

Platinum is more elusive, resistant to corrosion, and quite frankly much more attractive. Most importantly, it is fuckin harder......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

@ZelenskyyUa It seems to me that it is time to replace the gold leaf on your domes with platinum......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

@Wendys You want me to order delivery through your app? Let me specifically order condiments. I like ranch dressing (dressing, not the "seasoned mayo" in the tubs) with my burgers and chili seasoning with my ketchup. Till then.......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

STRIKE FORCE 5 ASSEMBLE!!!!!

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

Cash Grab on Hollywood and Vine. Cant afford the ticket? Can still buy the shirt. Fuck You Oasis....

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

As a Floridian ferried to the armory as a child by my grandpa until he was let down by the one and only Terry Bollea, I can't help but feel torn. He was an icon. He was also a cunt. If he hadn't fucked that Sting match the world would be a better place. It was a sign......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay...

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

@apple If you are going to kill the TIme Capsule, release the firmware access so those of us who still use them can sleep at night.....

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

"Was that as good for you as it was for me? Hey, what's going on? Hear that?"

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

I Have a solution to remove CO2 from the atmosphere, whilst lowering sea levels at the same time. Wouldn't cost an insane amount either. Feel free to get in touch......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

I want to apologize to Zelenskyy. So fucking sorry that most americans are dumb fucking cunts.......

[Justin Alderman @justinalderman]

CAPTCHAS ARE BULLSHIT!!!!!!