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[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[J @justinb_08]

@Buccigross Not in Montreal, but Ottawa

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Trump's shortsighted foreign policy is bringing us to the brink of war with Iran and allowing Iran to accelerate nuclear program—just to please Saudis and Netanyahu. This is not America first.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Oakland ❤️

[Harry Dunn @libradunn]

You met (reluctantly) with me and Mike Fanone two regular officers to discuss Jan 6th and told us VERBATIM "I can't control what my caucus does or says"
WHY TF WOULD SHE MEET WITH YOU?

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Bro is hitting .160 lmao

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Orange Cassidy today on Iowa Local 5 News was challenged to balance a SWORD on top of his head.

“I'm really good at standing still.” 😂

https://t.co/PN7OlOmov6

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

This was Zomi in Pakistan….like so many other missions….always a brave soul….an Angel….
Dear Zomi I have no words….but I promise you, your spirit will always be with us…we will always feed people, with love and kindness….you made all of us better…..You made invisible people feel that they were being seen…being listen to…I’m sorry my friend…I wish I never met you….I wish I never founded @WCKitchen ..you would be alive somewhere today, smiling and making somebody somewhere feel like they were the most beloved person in the world…That how I always felt with you…Bye my friend…I will hug you one day again…and we will always feed the world with kindness and hope next to you…🫶🏻🕊️😢

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Today @WCKitchen lost several of our sisters and brothers in an IDF air strike in Gaza. I am heartbroken and grieving for their families and friends and our whole WCK family. These are people…angels…I served alongside in Ukraine, Gaza, Turkey, Morocco, Bahamas, Indonesia. They are not faceless…they are not nameless. The Israeli government needs to stop this indiscriminate killing. It needs to stop restricting humanitarian aid, stop killing civilians and aid workers, and stop using food as a weapon. No more innocent lives lost. Peace starts with our shared humanity. It needs to start now.

[max seddon @maxseddon]

Navalny's wife Yulia at the Munich security conference:

"If it's true, I want Putin, his entourage, Putin's friends and his government to know they will be held responsible for what they have done to our country, my family, and my husband. And that day will come very soon."

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[J @justinb_08]

I am now waiting on the phone with a representative (who is very kind) for 1hr to speak to a supervisor -- any supervisor -- but none are available. I would like for this issue to be resolved today.

[J @justinb_08]

@XboxSupport I'm now on day 4 of attempting to purchase an Xbox Series X console through the Xbox Store with no end in sight. Failed callbacks from supervisors, broken call trees, creating false expectations...

[J @justinb_08]

The order/me is now being considered a "risk". This despite being a day 1 Xbox Live subscriber and having been a member for 2 decades. The funds for this purchase have been sitting in my MS Store balance since my 1st attempt on Wed.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

[“The Veteran” Jack Vaughn @vetjackvaughn]

Super Indie Tutorial Part 2: Catchphrases

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

@richardhudock @kwelkernbc @MeetThePress Punt

She's already irretrievably damaged. What a disastrous stenography job with Trump

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

Dear Criminal Defendant Clark:

I am a Hindu. Are you suggesting I do not belong in this country?

You might be better off studying our Founders, the text of our First Amendment, and (albeit for other reasons), the Criminal Code.

I sincerely wish you the best,

Neal