Justin Blevans

(Dream Rules Everything Around Me)
D.R.E.A.M. get tha' honkshoo
mi'mi'mi'mi'mi' y'all

[Justin Blevans @JustinBlevans]

@AOC How are they still surprising me? I know it's good that I'm not desensitized but my heart and soul are in so much pain. I have never felt like this and as a Southerner I grew up around and saw hardcore hate early on. 25 years ago.

I don't know how I can keep doing this every day

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@MarioNawfal Jesus Christ. So they EAT like Children too?? I don't even know what that means but it grosses me out big time in a brand new way.

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@Ssnyder1835 I'm colorblind. Please don't rub it in. I'm sure those blueish brown green yellerish streaks are VERY pretty to y'all eyeball gifted folks 🤬

[Justin Blevans @JustinBlevans]

@StephenKing Can you use your influence to contact Jack White? He sold a shirt in 2016 that said "Icky Trump" with the lyrics from The White Stripes Icky Thump on the back. I hate to beg for you to abuse your powers, but I lost it and need it now more than ever.

Help me SK ur my only hope.

[Justin Blevans @JustinBlevans]

@alhubb66 @soledadobrien @JLo I was raised in Vilonia & some of the hate & ignorance I saw 1st hand was baffling. I graduated 2004 & they nearly held a separate prom just to exclude our only black student. They argued against him dating his white GF. Again, we're talking '02 and this opinion was the MAJORITY.

[Justin Blevans @JustinBlevans]

@KillerMike Peach cobbler is OUT. I love fruit, including peaches but hot fruit can miss me. I'm all about the pecan pie.

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@ICEgov

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@MikeDrucker I loved her as Funkhousers insane sister Bam-Bam on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Her improv is legendary. She will be missed :(

[Justin Blevans @JustinBlevans]

@DHSgov Y'all your boss @realDonaldTrump is a pedophile & YOU are violent assailants. You're doing that thing where stupid people accuse others of what they're guilty of like they think they're clever. I'm curious who the robber is. I bet it's @tedcruz he looks like he steals panties.

[Justin Blevans @JustinBlevans]

I wonder why Federal agents arrested Don Lemon. I'm sure they had a perfectly valid reason 🙄😔 I hope he's out soon so he can give us the real story.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Attorney for my colleague and friend Don Lemon has released a statement saying Don was arrested by federal agents in LA last night. This is outrageous and cannot stand. The First Amendment is under attack in America!

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@MikeDrucker She makes Letos Joker look healthy. I would not be surprised if she was using meth. The gaunt look & impulsive shoplifting is a huge red flag. I've known folks with piles of unopened stolen merchandise they didn't even want later. It's just the thrill of doing it. Damaged indeed.

[Justin Blevans @JustinBlevans]

@ICEgov

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

[Justin Blevans @JustinBlevans]

@pattonoswalt No one in touch with reality says "Bigfoot." The term is BigFeet or Sasquatches scientificishly speaking because they move in packs which I know for a FACT after being sexually assaulted by a herd while picking mushrooms in the forest.

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@SenTomCotton I wish you'd keep your stupid thoughts and opinions behind your teeth you Geoffrey the Giraffe lookin freak.

[Justin Blevans @JustinBlevans]

I shouldn't have re-read The Shining last week. My town of North Little Rock has been iced in and shutdown for days now. I think I caused it. This was me walking 2 miles roundtrip for smokes yesterday.

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@AOC Like she said, ICE must be abolished and can not be reformed.

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@Alex_Kack It would take a loooot to get me into a church anytime soon.

[Justin Blevans @JustinBlevans]

@amandapalmer Lord knows my heart needs some healing!