Justin Blinn

A former hokey pokey addict who has turned himself around. That's what it's all about...

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

Seriously? @VivintHome I liked your product but don’t be having sales reps out past dark ringing doorbells.
Some of us out here have kids and bedtimes before 2100

[Matt Lisle @CoachLisle]

Incredible response by Tom Izzo when asked about the idea that the postgame handshake line should be done away with.

https://t.co/SNblHWZbuo

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

@MatthewSon28 Because that is simply data they don’t want collected

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

#CancelCancelCulture

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

If SWAT pest control thinks I'm paying full price for them to only do half the work, (only treated the outside) they are out of their minds.
#SWATpest

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

The person who started the #DecadeChallenge really only wanted to see their friends transformations so they could have a reminder before their high school reunion.

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

If you half-ass your Halloween costume don't even bother posting pictures on Facebook...I will not click 'like'.

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

#ProTip
Always put your extra toilet paper within arms reach of the toilet
#LifeHack

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

Can we PLEASE start enforcing fines for people who just throw their cigarettes on the ground??
Maybe throw a bit of community service clean up in there too...
#KeepYourButtToYourself

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

Girls: Stop pushing your tongue into your teeth when you smile...
It looks ridiculous and you look like a snake

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

When you have a @HusqvarnaUSA lawn and the back wheel breaks off on Mowday... #LC221AH #LawnCareNut
Hope the warranty is covered, don't have time to wait for repairs

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

@VA_Till_I_Die Those people likely don't have money concept

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

I just tapped 144 times through some "@Snapchat famous" persons story.
At 10 seconds per snap, that's 24 MINUTES OF SNAPPING...
Idc if you just moved to Hawaii, I hope you drop your phone in the ocean.

Only thing worse than this is excessive concert snaps...

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

We had a baby!

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

What if @realDonaldTrump announced he identifies as the first female president...
That would be next level trolling
#MAGA

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

@maddyharmon3 Press charges for 2nd hand smoke risk factors

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

I swear we are about 5-10 years away from people suing their own mirrors for emotionally abusing them by promoting self reflection
#Snowflakes

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

@jonadams35 @mish43 @MatthewSon28 @Skip_Biek @teddyt13 @NL_Purity @bryc I have to point out he did it correctly...with the mask on

[Justin Blinn @justinblinn]

Indiana temperature horsepower...
0-60 in 3 days