Justin Miles

actor. musician. ATLien.

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

Remember when buying a severed rabbits foot at your scholastic book fair was a thing? And like all your friends got one? Absolutely insane. Elementary school wasn’t for the weak.

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

I will get absolutely hammered on piña coladas, but if I’m forced to sit somewhere soaked in rainwater, I’m going to be in a VERY bad mood the entire time. And no, I’m not “fun” to date.

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

gonna tell my kids this was Run The Jewels

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

An OnlyFans but it’s just beautiful tattooed women reading books and enjoying charcuterie boards in a field and none of them know I exist

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

The representation of improv performers in the second season of “You” is a fucking nightmare. It’s like a car crash I can’t look away from.

[Natalie Dee nataliedee.bsky.social @NatalieDee]

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS PLEASE SEND HELP

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

This was a weird time in Jonathon and Bryce’s careers https://t.co/wn8wLKwlvz

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

Just a reminder to all my friends coming to our screening of “SHEEP” tonight: y’all are gonna want to get to the theater by at least 6:30 to get in line

Love y’all

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

honestly the Teenage Mutant Ninja™ franchise really should've diversified after such successful turtles.

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

Rise and cry. Let's get this dread.

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

yo it's been 20 years since texting was invented. Which fuckin nerd do I have to bribe to make italics a thing? ALL CAPS just doesn't have the same nuance.

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

prog-rock is just music written by musicians who would've rather had successful careers writing musical theater

don't @ me. i've said my piece.

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

Village Theater
9pm
Ladie's Night
Video Sketch Comedy
& Live Stand Up Comedy

Bring your asses

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

Okay so we're just all out here pretending like we forgot Seth Green ate his boogers on live television? That's what's happening? Well I didn't forget, Seth. I'll never forget.

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

movies want me to believe that people finish having sex and then just lay there in it, so i assume one of them probably pees in the bed thank you for reading this

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

Well we're still waiting to hear back from @iamchrisklein, but there's no possible way he's blow us off twice, so you can count on him being here https://t.co/2pRz8YkYiV

[DW Medoff @DWMEDOFF]

@jonjapes @iamchrisklein @justinbmiles Yeah! I’ll just come through and sit somewhere else because I like that place! Looking forward to it! Any idea when @iamchrisklein will be there?

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

Yeah, that's cool with me if it's cool with @iamchrisklein https://t.co/pS2dT6xF1D

[Jonathon Pawlowski @junglejape5]

@DWMEDOFF feel free to come come through, but you gotta sit somewhere else. This seat is for @iamchrisklein. @justinbmiles cool? https://t.co/JLI2FFmU5M

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

If @iamchrisklein doesn't want to come through, you'll have a seat. We gotta wait to see if he wants to come through, first. https://t.co/ZJ0dY4WAmT

[DW Medoff @DWMEDOFF]

@jonjapes @justinbmiles @iamchrisklein DUDES!!! Sounds fun. Can I come through? https://t.co/h8NPdCgxul

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

@iamchrisklein do you wanna hang out and get beers? Me and @jonjapes are at the usual place.

[Justin Miles @justinbmiles]

A brand new Mister Rogers episode where he explains rent controlled housing to toddlers.