Justin Diaz

Deathmetaler/ Disk Jockey /Standup Comic

[Bobby Lee @bobbyleelive]

FYI @bertkreischer did not invite me to his Fourth of July barbecue. Maybe next year?

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

Umhmmmm

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Fuck Will Smith's candy ass smacking a dude 4 inches shorter and 50lbs lighter. He's just in his feelings cause his bald headed bitch been fuckin around on him for years and he takes it. We all know who he wishes he could slap. #CuckWill

[Tony Royale @tonythereaper]

fuck war

[Brian Simpson @bscomedian]

Stop demanding that I speak on @joerogan @spotify. Joe is my friend and I fulfilled my black friend duties by sending him an emergency family set of dashikis. ONLY as a last resort.

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

@TONY_ROYALE

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

@TONY_ROYALE Your turning into an old man hahaha

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

When people who are universally loved say "fuck the haters" a puppy dies

[Dean Delray @deandelray]

You go in thinking you have Covid and turns out you are just regular sick. Is that a Win?

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

Is @pattonoswalt getting a writing credit for this ?

[Jamey Jasta @simswapperamij]

Boba Fett bustin outta the sarlacc pit got dudes so hyped right now

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

@WillySixx Can I get in on this ? Haha

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

@jameyjasta @law_band

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

Forgive your monsters , don't let them have any more . They've taken enough

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

There is no way a jury could’ve returned a guilty verdict based on the facts of the case. This doesn’t mean Kyle is a hero or that 17 year olds should be patrolling neighborhoods with guns. What it does mean: riots are not good EXCEPT FOR TONIGHT TO CANCEL MY SHOW. Let’s get it!

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

Anyone know any Comedy Open Mics in Fullerton or orange county ?

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

What's for lunch ?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Is this Alec Baldwin thing a huge deal. Can’t they keep shooting the film? What’s the problem?

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

@WillySixx Felipe Esparza?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Gavin Newsom is about to open a bottle of wine.

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

It's my fault for going back to school at 29 -____-

[Justin Diaz @justindcomedy]

Worst part is im pretty sure he thinks he's killing