being chronically ill and getting asked about what youve been up to is so embarrassing like “oh ive been rly focusing on making sure im eating and sleeping enough”
no sorry i cant, im thinking about a book i want to write but it would have two timelines simultaneously and im not sure what the climax of the second timeline would be
"Bread is bad for you," "rice is bad for you"—sorry, I'm not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. I love you, carbs.
i just think we could have moved budget around from the queens wig that looks like feathers but is actually real hair, to kate and anthony being at their brother in laws funeral