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[Justine @JustineM17]

@ChipotleTweets you should be paying me to eat this burrito...

[Justine @JustineM17]

@Starbucks where’s my free coffee at? It’s been over 24 hours and I haven’t received anything yet and yes, I purchase a qualifying drink

[Justine @JustineM17]

@Fly_Norwegian HA

[Justine @JustineM17]

@Fly_Norwegian you are hands down the WORST arline I have ever had to deal with. I’ve called customer support 5 TIMES now & have run in circles for 3 MONTHS and when I asked to speak to the reps supervisor I was told no?!?! Give me my money back for the flight YOU canceled.

[Justine @JustineM17]

@FlyNorwegianNO do you train your customer support reps to only say “be patient” on a refund claim submitted OVER 3 MONTHS AGO & instruct them to not direct frustrated customers to a supervisor? Refund me my money so I NEVER have to deal with your horrid customer support again.

[Justine @JustineM17]

@sir_ason_b @Fly_Norwegian And they keep saying it takes time, but I’m sorry 3 month, and in your case 4 months is UNACCEPTABLE.

[Justine @JustineM17]

@sir_ason_b @Fly_Norwegian Ive literally never dealt with anything like this. They keep resorting to the excuse that my bank is blocking the refund?! My bank has given me serval documents stating that the money will be accepted & I’ve provided them with those so I really don’t understand what is going on..

[Justine @JustineM17]

@jamie5117 This is the demolition we deserve. Wayfair don��t got what I need 💁🏼‍♀️

[Lakshman Swamy @laxswamy]

The ICU is all about meticulous control. We don't thrive in chaos, in fact, our top priority is to suppress it. Disorganization & critical illness don't go well together. Instead, we watch, we control, we support. That's how we save lives. Slowly. A nudge here, a tweak there.

[Justine @JustineM17]

Honor #CommunityHeroes with @kiss108! Nominate an individual or organization below that's helping keep us safe and strong during these challenging times. https://t.co/6EoIPuEwK4

[Justine @JustineM17]

@Headspace @Headspace does this apply to nurses? If so, not all nurses have an NPI and their RN license number isn’t registering them with free access.

[Justine @JustineM17]

@Fly_Norwegian can you please translate to me what this means?..

[Justine @JustineM17]

@marty_walsh you’re dealing with a bunch of stupid millennials here who think it’s funny to revolt and go against what the world tells them to do, shut the freaking bars down... it’s not rocket science!!

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

Mayor Walsh declared a public health emergency in the city and issued new restrictions for bars, clubs & restaurants. Establishments must reduce capacity by 50% and prohibit lines from forming outside. Violators will be suspended for 30 days. https://t.co/80jkdNRMmz #Boston25

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

"was I the bébé all along?"

[ryan hauder @RyanHauder]

The funniest shark tank pitch I’ve ever seen

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Kelli @KelliShae_]

Damn RIP to a "oh shit I need an outfit for the party tonight" college legend, Charlotte Russe

[Justine @JustineM17]

@Irvin1738 It’s not you, it’s me