ryan hauder

on all levels except physical I am lighting mcqueen

[ryan hauder @RyanHauder]

I am better than everyone I quit drinking and smoking this year

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie

[ryan hauder @RyanHauder]

When I’m walking into work and I hear random yelling I like to play the game where’s the crackhead

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

Is this real? #SmallestMan

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

bobcat

[𝒥𝑒𝓈�� @worldreads]

me sending him on a noble quest to retrieve my water

[ryan hauder @RyanHauder]

“I pray I get roofied”

[ryan hauder @RyanHauder]

@katie_hauder SQUEEZE!!!!

[Ҡվղց Ϛվժ 🤙🏽 @Str0ka_]

When it was supposed to be A good time but u blacked out & ruined everything.

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

kiss ur dog goodnight

[Minions @Minions]

How could you only take one??

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

me convincing the youngest sibling to go ask mom for mcdonald’s

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[ryan hauder @RyanHauder]

Someone please send me a pump up song playlist. I feel like I’m failing Louie as a sister right now

[juulie albright ♡ (she/her) @juuliealbright]

the person who let me pass my drivers test deserves jail time for endangering the public

[ryan hauder @RyanHauder]

My mom just thanked me for not ruining family photos because “I’m the most unphotogenic person she’s ever met” but I guess I did a good job the other day😂

[ryan hauder @RyanHauder]

Merp :/

[molly walsh @MollyWalsh]

No Juul no abortion. What else is there to do