I think the NBA has been hurt by all the different color schemes and alternate uniforms. People need connections to teams/colors/history. Stick to home = white/lighter and road = dark. Watching a home team in a weird or darker color is disorienting.
There is never justification for throwing objects at a game. I was at this game in person. IF there ever was a game that would cause people to throw things, this was it. Lane was a troll and his team faked injuries the entire night and took 5 hours to play the game.
@DanWolken It’s the worst. My theory is that the windiness of the road around the river bend causes merges and driving to be worse than what it should be.
Basketball is my favorite sport. I’ve watched more basketball games than is probably healthy. My childhood team is favored to win the championship after losing 4 times previously when in the same situation. I hope they win. Go team.
Michigan’s best players are a guy Mick Cronin buried, a guy who was a bust at North Carolina, a guy who came off the bench at Illinois and a guy who played at freaking UAB.
Get outta here.
COMMANDER: We’re fighting for freedom. And part of that freedom… is the freedom to retire with dignity. So we’re going to start accounts called 401(k)s.
SOLDIER 1: What’s a 401(k)?
COMMANDER: It’s a retirement account. You put money in, it grows tax-free, you take it out when you’re old.
SOLDIER 2: So I don’t pay taxes on it?
COMMANDER: Well, you pay taxes later. When you withdraw.
SOLDIER 2: So it’s not tax-free.
COMMANDER: It’s…tax-deferred.
SOLDIER 2: What’s the difference?
COMMANDER: You pay taxes later instead of now.
SOLDIER 1: What if I want to pay taxes now?
COMMANDER: Then you do a Roth 401(k).
SOLDIER 3: What’s a Roth?
COMMANDER: You pay taxes now, and it grows tax-free.
SOLDIER 2: That’s what I thought the first one was.
COMMANDER: No, the first one you pay taxes later.
SOLDIER 1: Which one’s better?
COMMANDER: Depends on your tax bracket in retirement.
SOLDIER 1: …How would I…know that?
COMMANDER: You don’t. You just guess.
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SOLDIER 4: What if I don’t have a 401(k) through my employer?
COMMANDER: Then you open an IRA.
SOLDIER 4: What’s the difference?
COMMANDER: One’s through your job, one’s on your own.
SOLDIER 4: Can I have both?
COMMANDER: Yes.
SOLDIER 4: Should I?
COMMANDER: Maybe.
SOLDIER 3: Can I do a Roth IRA?
COMMANDER: Only if you make under a certain amount.
SOLDIER 3: What’s the limit?
COMMANDER: Changes every year.
SOLDIER 2: What if I make too much?
COMMANDER: Then you do a backdoor Roth by putting it in a Traditonal first.
SOLDIER 2: …Is that legal?
COMMANDER: Surprisingly, yes.
SOLDIER 1: What’s a backdoor Roth?
COMMANDER: You contribute to a traditional IRA, then convert it to a Roth…but watch out for “pro rata”.
SOLDIER 1: Why wouldn’t I just contribute to the Roth directly?
COMMANDER: Because you make too much money.
SOLDIER 1: But this way I can?
COMMANDER: Yes.
SOLDIER 1: That feels like a loophole.
COMMANDER: It is. But the IRS is cool with it.
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SOLDIER 5: I just changed battalions. What do I do with my old 401(k)?
COMMANDER: You roll it over.
SOLDIER 5: Into what?
COMMANDER: An IRA. Or your new 401(k). Depends.
SOLDIER 5: On what?
COMMANDER: The funds. The fees. Whether your new plan accepts rollovers.
SOLDIER 5: What if I just take the money out?
COMMANDER: You’ll pay taxes plus a 10% penalty.
SOLDIER 5: What if I’m 59?
COMMANDER: Penalty.
SOLDIER 5: 59 and a half?
COMMANDER: No penalty.
SOLDIER 5: …The half matters?
COMMANDER: The half matters.
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SOLDIER 3: What’s a mega backdoor Roth?
COMMANDER: Okay. So. Your 401(k) has a limit of how much you can contribute.
SOLDIER 3: Right.
COMMANDER: But the total limit including employer contributions is higher.
SOLDIER 3: Okay…
COMMANDER: So if your plan allows ~after-tax~ contributions, you can put in more, then convert that to Roth.
SOLDIER 3: Does my plan allow that?
COMMANDER: I don’t know. You have to ask Betsy.
SOLDIER 3: Will Betsy know?
COMMANDER: Probably not.
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SOLDIER 2: Can I deduct my IRA contribution on my taxes?
COMMANDER: Are you covered by a retirement plan at work?
SOLDIER 2: Yes.
COMMANDER: Then only if you make under a certain amount per year.
SOLDIER 2: What’s the amount?
COMMANDER: Depends if you’re married.
SOLDIER 2: What if my wife has a plan but I don’t?
COMMANDER: Different limit.
SOLDIER 2: What if neither of us has a plan?
COMMANDER: Full deduction.
SOLDIER 2: So it’s better to not have a 401(k)?
COMMANDER: No…
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SOLDIER 1: Can I just keep my money in a sock?
COMMANDER: You could. But inflation will slowly destroy it.
SOLDIER 1: What’s inflation?
COMMANDER: (sighs)…