JMonkey

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@BowTiedOx Birds/flies are surveillance drones.

Mosquitoes are government drug dealers.

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@BowTiedOx True. Difference is dumb/meat headed you can understand.

Weak/pathetic/conniving is just gross.

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@StephenKing You should write a story about a famous author who gets possessed by retardation.

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@HotepJesus This is the way

[Hotep Jesus @HotepJesus]

Be impeccable.

Be consistent.

Be daring!

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@ThinkingUSD Fantastic Fungi (doc)

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

Phags

[CNN @CNN]

Phish has announced they will reschedule their shows in New York City next week, citing concerns over the Omicron variant of Covid-19. https://t.co/fNNfQZqAxg

[Dave @dam90125]

@ksemamajama Vaccine passports are not to stop COVID; they’re to punish the people who are the most aware that our leaders are full of shit and lying to us.

[Seerut K. Chawla @seerutkchawla]

People who repeat what they’re told to think are enraged by those who have the courage to be less obedient.

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@citizenstewart What year did you graduate from Clown College?

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@BowTiedBull You have to move to one of seven continents tomorrow and live there the rest of your life. Which one?

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@andrewzimmern @joncoopertweets You have 1.2 million followers and 3 accounts have retweeted this in the two hours since you tweeted it.

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

You have to be “I was fed paint chips while living underneath a roller coaster” level of woke

[Olivia Rondeau 🇺🇸 @rondeaulivia]

What level of woke do you have to be to come up with shit like this

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@ReaganBattalion @AOC The Met Gala is a gathering for wealthy mental retards and I can't comprehend how anyone could see it any other way.

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@Reuters

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

Every year: https://t.co/pXrNFBXeEE

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@ReaganBattalion There isn’t a less-credible way to start a sentence than that one.

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@michaelmalice Remember you’re living thousands of sensible New Yorker’s dream.

I’ve gotta be here for a bit longer but dreaming about that melancholy moving day, that first legal gun purchase.

You can always come back and visit the heroin addicts. They don’t seem to be going anywhere.

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@michaelmalice Nothing to do with COVID. They’re just nauseated by human affection.

[JMonkey @justinmacg]

@Cernovich If Newsom loses, Hollywood / LA / SF / et all corrupt, money-funneling, cheating, child-molesting, communist-supporting behind the scenes scoundrels lose too.

The machine has for sure been mobilized.