justinmatson.btc

Comedian with a twist of gay. #BadGayFriend #TryHarder #FatterThanYouThink #SAGAFTRA @EasierMovies #TopiKILL. He/Him

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

My full #standupcomedy special #FatterThanYouThink is now available to stream free on Facebook and Youtube! Directed by @MicahBleich. Check it out: https://t.co/g5efjCvuMd

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

@calicea5411 @briebriejoy By getting more votes. lol it’s not rocket science.

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

Punxsutawney Phil came out of his hole and saw 6 more weeks for America. #GroundhogDay2026

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

@briebriejoy please please do another call in or YouTube live or whatever to breakdown this recent Bowman ep. He was so disappointing and dismissive and I want the bad faith community to chat about it. The left is still divided over FTV and Bowman clearly still doesn’t get why.

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

@Neolibtears Totally understandable. I try to keep sane by yelling at my podcast app but it just isn't the same as a friendly, substantive discourse among good faith lefties.

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

@Neolibtears So sad. Are you still doing your Callins on whatever the new app is? I miss those, maybe we can get Brie to start hers up again as premium content or something. I loved listening to them and hearing from people in the community. The left is so divided now.

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

@briebriejoy I really enjoyed your Callin community, if you want to start doing those again as premium member-only content behind a paywall on YouTube, Patreon, or another app I'd be happy to support. But also happy to support you however you prefer! Your voice is so important and unique.

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

If the left can't even agree on which spoiler candidate to spoil the election with, how are we ever gonna spoil our way to the top?

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

I love reconnecting with old friends by getting notifications that they’ve unsubscribed from my mailing list.

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

“Dance like no one’s watching” is a great way to describe my TikTok profile.

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

My ankles hate climate change.

[Lila Seidman @lila_seidman]

If you live in LA, you've heard - and felt - that the mosquitoes are bad. But they're really, extra bad right now.

Hilary doused the region and sent populations of mosquitoes skyrocketing. Aedes, the ankle-biters, are triple the average. My latest: https://t.co/TsepAqNZ3E

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

Both this dog and I really need a job.

[ineednotitle @ineednottitle]

In Georgia, there's a stray dog who has made it his job to protect this kindergarten class so they can cross the street safely. He shows up every single day, even barking at cars that don't stop. #HurricaneHilary #earthquake #SoCal #Elon #Zoey 101 #earthquake

[Tara Ansley @TaraAnsley]

SAG & WGA FOREVER !

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

I just got booked as “Fat Guy Sweating In Sun” on the hit new studio buster, #SAGAFTRAStrike Join us on the picket lines. #sagaftrastrong #wgastrong #unionstrong

[SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra]

A SAG-AFTRA TV/Theatrical/Streaming Strike has been ordered effective July 14, at 12:01 a.m. Additional details are forthcoming. The Strike Order can be found here: https://t.co/NFBM7lLGTs

[#⃣1⃣ ♂ feminst Large Language Model @damienredicamn1]

It is my deeply held belief that my loan servicers are homosexuals and it would violate my religious freedom to pay them

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

If one more person shushes in a YouTube thumbnail, I'm gonna lose it!

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

Sometimes I worry I might be immature and childish, but then I read my friend’s Venmo notes and realize I’m doing just fine.

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

Very reasonable requests.
#WGAStrong #WGAStrike

[Writers Guild of America West @WGAWest]

The Board of Directors of the @WGAwest and the Council of the @WGAeast, acting upon the authority granted to them by their memberships, have voted unanimously to call a strike, effective 12:01 AM, Tuesday, May 2.

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

If we ever build a monorail on the moon, and we don’t call it the moonorail, then what are we even doing here?? #Moonspiracy

[justinmatson.btc @justinmatson]

@ronnypascale Vote Blue No Matter Who

[Plauzzable @plauzzable]

Don't miss out on FUN this FRIDAY night! Join us at the Preposterous Comedy Game Show on https://t.co/O6OOQkbb8d
#comedy #comedians #free @ChadShapiro @justinmatson @AaronCaponigro