goodness gracious! ikaw 'yung nag-shoplift
you were the one caught stealing on cctv
homhaygahd, no way!
i cannot take this anymore, no way!
my twin brother is a criminal!
A dog accidentally locks himself in the car and won’t budge. So the owner plays the ultimate mind game: pretends to pet another dog. Jealousy kicks in… and the stubborn pup unlocks the door! 🥹
Me: hey windows can you delete this file please
Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now
Me: omg who 😳
Windows: omg I can't say 🫣