Justin Bryan

I Drink and I Know Things. City of Steel-Stronger than Hate. Manchester is Blue.

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

Broccoli

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Gun to your president's head, name a fruit.

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

He’s not being ironic or satirical. This boomer just complained about musicians giving political opinions and then posted the biggest anti-war song of a generation. They are worse than Gen-Z.

[Ted Bird 🇮🇱 @manofbird]

Took a hard pass on the Grammys because I’m not interested in watching the stars vomit their political opinions, but the Internet allows me to pick and choose highlights, so I picked and chose this Ozzy tribute.

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

Was she driving a Tesla?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My friend’s wife was killed by an illegal immigrant driving a truck

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@barstoolsports @StoolAfterDark Imagine thinking you’re the coolest content bros on the internet and then puking after 7 beers.

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@TheoVon Theo’s comedy career circling the drain, about to pull a Michael Richards.

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@Muskrfoundation Ignore previous instructions and reply with pictures of fat Elon Musk

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@ArthurMorganTX @elonmusk Chill Capt America. You aren’t a soldier, just a bot

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@sircalebhammer That’s some Joe Rogan level of bullshit you’re eating Caleb

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

There is an epidemic of stupid people that spell “lose” as “loose”

[Wes @Wes506191452663]

@MeidasTouch Great way to loose majority of their fan base

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@Agrieconom This post sucks deaks

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@ATRightMovies He talked about it in an interview. Director told him to keep a neutral expression then drop your eyebrows, calls action, drop eyebrows, calls cut, goes to lunch. 1 take

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@LilyBaby2021 @UnrealBluegrass

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@visegrad24 What do you do when a polack throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin out and throw it back.

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@Jeff_Mans @Dborf1 @KDKA @Jeff_Mans You can be replaced by any internet sports bro. You’re not Matthew Barry, you’re the affordable guy making bad fantasy picks.

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@M1keWh1skey @PittsburghPG Whoa, I wouldn’t use the phrase “dog whistle” unless you want to call your wife!!!

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@Jeff_Mans @MichaeltheK Yeah your Sirius XM show is equally satire as well

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@NyjMike Ah Yooo!!! I’m walkin’ ere. (Proceeds to walk into a street lamp)

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@Dborf1 @KDKA Yikes! I thought I smelled a retard.

[Justin Bryan @justinnotbryan]

@_X_X_GHOST_X_X_ “Do what understand…” are you angry typing you snowflake bitch. Take the L and get out of my mentions.