Justin Peterson

Wake me up before you go go

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

I actually agree with this. You don’t get to order for the table when you’re about to leave the restaurant

[Jasmine @jazzyfizzle____]

Joe Biden will be 82 in 2024….we need an age limit because no

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

He’s literally an axe murderer what do y’all want from him

[ScreenGeek @RealScreenGeek]

Michael Myers Said To Be Homophobic In ‘Halloween Kills’ https://t.co/4YpCjqwyTM

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@JakeSpurlock Nice. Very cool

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

Maybe turn off the 100 foot flatscreen tv

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

We got an emergency notification yesterday asking us not to use AC or any appliance like a microwave. While time square is lit up like a Christmas tree

[Ali Bauman @AliBaumanTV]

Thousands of New Yorkers are without power Wednesday night. @NYCMayor & @ConEdison are pleading with residents to conserve energy to avoid even bigger outages. @CBSNewYork

https://t.co/TVMxsJKcmm

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

Sports are stupid I’m gonna go read a book or something

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

I am never going to be able to stop thinking about roundmeal

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@_TAYP You won’t

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@Barstool_ORU Cry. Please cry

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@robmorrow35 Have some respect Bronc. This is very brave.

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

We’re finally addressing the real issues. Nobody should be assuming a potato’s gender.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Mr. Potato Head is no longer a mister. Hasbro, the company that makes the potato-shaped plastic toy, is giving the spud a gender neutral new name: Potato Head. The change will appear on boxes this year. https://t.co/yUAO4bVYG0

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

This is hilarious. These cops hit some gravel with speed and they’re going full send

[CBS News @CBSNews]

WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets.

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

Arby’s is absolutely unhinged at this point

[C.J. Wilson @CjWilson850]

😂😂😂😂😂 arrest everybody

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@DragonflyJonez The only thing I respect about Arby’s is when every other fast food restaurant introduced healthy options they said fuck it more meat

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@DragonflyJonez as Arby’s official public defender would you like to comment

[C.J. Wilson @CjWilson850]

😂😂😂😂😂 arrest everybody

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@Colin_Lyon @Steve_Edwards12

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@_TAYP Get stronger then

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@_TAYP Are you airport drunk

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@Chyoung20 Double down my friend DOUBLE DOWN

[Justin Peterson @JustinPeeeter]

@JReganFilms @suckurmumyh @PaulaWoodcock4 You may be the biggest creep here on Twitter dot com