Justin D.

Human, 36, chaotic good.
Out for the best, but I've got a pretty good worst.

I'm just here so I don't get fined.

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

I call my cat 'pistol-grip pump' because he's on my lap at all times

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

@pants

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

#Lions win!

[Michigan Storm Chasers @MiStormChasers]

LIGHTS OUT MICHIGAN!

Tonight's bird migration forecast is off the charts, with Michigan alone forecasted to have over 20 million birds migrating overhead! This is the largest forecast we've seen this year!

Aside from Michigan, over 400 million birds are forecast to migrate across the USA tonight via BirdCast.

Help birds migrate by shutting off any non-essential outdoor lighting, and be sure to fill any bird feeders up! Peak timing is 11pm to 6am.

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

25 Sep 2026

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

So... I have a cat, now.

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

cat

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

@NatureClips01

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

Made a spider friend today

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@DetroitOnLion @NFLPlus

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

@freep no.

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

@weskrantz

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@weskrantz

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

@tigers @FifthThird @maxrakart ugh, gross.

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

I feel like I'm being watched.

[Justin D. @JustinSane80]

@talkinggritpod So we're gonna win 28-27... right? 🥲

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@_RLrunescapeGF

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@RustiestDogEver

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@mrfishtopher