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in dogg we rust :)

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

Been gettin a lotta ads for this local politician who was “a victim of gun violence” and its like, thats awesome man but I can’t vote for u just cuz u got shot. U don’t see me goin out voting for 50 Cent

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@JoyceCarolOates If u have to ask, what does it matter?

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

Doctors ought to stop ordering Pet scans and start going with whichever scan is the objective best fit for the patient and there symptoms

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

Fuckin hate when I run out of groceries I actually wanted and have to move on to groceries I liked the idea of. Usually takes about a day

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

I was trying really hard to describe these trees to my mom today without saying cum and she was not having it she was like “oh u mean CUM? U mean the CUM TREES???”

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

My favorite part of spring is the trees that smell like cum

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@bobdylanlover63

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@rhepstein1 Dude ur name is Dick Epstein?? Thats amazing

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

I have yet to drive by someone broken down in the road and feel anything other than contempt. What were u thinking for the past several miles as ur car was breaking down or running out of gas. “Gotta keep driving?” Is that the thought process. Like bro u do not belong in society

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@thegibboo @nofearman73 @CBSNews

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@JoshBrodySSB @GT_ssb64 Thank u lol why can’t they just say that

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@maurythesecond The tortilla gives its name to many things (the chip, the little scrotum pastas, and of course, the wrap). Think of the wrap as a “sub set” of the tortilla ✍️

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

If this were real (its not) I would use it to share jo techniques with my friends so we could jack off as each other

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Elon Musk says that Neuralink will let users download an NBA player’s jump shot into muscle memory by 2028.

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@carterbanks @Mfutebolisticos I want to push back against them having “seemed cool for a while”

[Jesse N @SpongyJNE]

I made a video essay about (ie criticizing) Magic: the Gathering's Commander format:
https://t.co/I4vizLJQEd

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@40horsemen @back4wood

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@Big_Jazz_Boy U ever play the first one man its so fun

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@malmesburyman V, Pynchon’s debut, is tripped out and beautiful and kind of a chill read despite its undeniable literary merit. My fave book. Strongly recommend

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@arvofart Idk man I go into falsetto when I see a big spider or something, it’s a solid 2 octaves

[rust dog @RustiestDogEver]

@theiaincameron Not particularly