Been gettin a lotta ads for this local politician who was “a victim of gun violence” and its like, thats awesome man but I can’t vote for u just cuz u got shot. U don’t see me goin out voting for 50 Cent
I was trying really hard to describe these trees to my mom today without saying cum and she was not having it she was like “oh u mean CUM? U mean the CUM TREES???”
I have yet to drive by someone broken down in the road and feel anything other than contempt. What were u thinking for the past several miles as ur car was breaking down or running out of gas. “Gotta keep driving?” Is that the thought process. Like bro u do not belong in society
@maurythesecond The tortilla gives its name to many things (the chip, the little scrotum pastas, and of course, the wrap). Think of the wrap as a “sub set” of the tortilla ✍️
@malmesburyman V, Pynchon’s debut, is tripped out and beautiful and kind of a chill read despite its undeniable literary merit. My fave book. Strongly recommend