Justin Seitz

UT Electrical Engineering ‘19

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

Me: *Is a good boyfriend and drives Gab home from getting her wisdom teeth out*

Gab: *Looks at me* Where the fuck did you come from?

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

The other day I got off work early and picked Gab up some flowers. I thought to myself, “If this was a movie there is 100% chance she is cheating on me.” I got home and she was trying to move the dining room table to put down a rug she just bought. I think I got a good one.

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

If anyone wants a geese goose... they deliver.

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

@IanKarmel Got some on overstock the other day. 👀

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

*After one drink*

Gab: Listen buddy

Also Gab: Hey! That’s that guy’s dog at the name park!

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

@IanKarmel The story of us by Quinn xcii.

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

@CorleyGabby

[Dillon Welch @dillon_welch]

“Do you know how boring my life would be without you in it?” - @HannahNewhouse to our dog.

Guess I’m just chopped liver.

[Charles Woodson @CharlesWoodson]

US Congress: Make the KKK illegal - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/kEVXw0EGHe via @Change

[bijan @bijanstephen]

ok baby names dot com go off

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

There is not even a Long John Silvers in the entire state of Maine.

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

@tayteheller 350 degrees for 30 mins breast down, then flip it over and cook for another 25 for a 4.5 lb chicken. Make sure to put something underneath to catch all the juice.

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

When you’re in quarantine for 12 days, you learn things like you can air fry and entire chicken.

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

@tayteheller Mine did too, but the chicken was too big to turn. 😂 Try and stay under 4 lbs if you try it.

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

Every now and then I think, “I live in Maine” and I still can’t quite wrap my head around it, but I love the life Gab and I have made for ourselves up here.

[Trent Schankin @trentschankin]

Hey Twitter friends! So I graduate dental hygiene school this May. However, I still need a few of my clinic requirements. If there’s anyone out there age 13-17, or has braces, or anyone that you know of that wants to get their teeth cleaned! Hmu for details! $30 for everything!🦷

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

Gab: *Spills water all over the bed, TWICE*

Me: have you ever used a water bottle before?

Gab: I forgot they could spill.

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

*Watching the super bowl*

No one:

Absolutely no one

Gab: What is this? MBA... NFL?

[lauv @lauvsongs]

happiness is endlessly abundant. sharing it doesn’t take away from your own. why would you want anything else for yourself or others? isnt there enough darkness in this world?

[web @andrew_weber21]

2020 is really going to be THE year. New city, new career, new opportunities. I’m ready.

[Justin Seitz @justinseitz42]

@jmontz5 @T_Beebe Has @T_Beebe actually ever been sober?