justin thompson

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[justin thompson @justinthomplol]

I’ve got a face for radio, and an ass for toiletto

[justin thompson @justinthomplol]

We're starting a parade for people who have unprotected sex. Will you pull up for pulling out?

[justin thompson @justinthomplol]

hit the svenjamin too hard now all my thoughts are in swedish

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You ever get so high you enter the overworld map?

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It’s Jesus Christ isn’t it?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet.

Who do you think it is?

[justin thompson @justinthomplol]

Ironing my most impressive comedy festival t-shirt

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter turns 20.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

[justin thompson @justinthomplol]

Chuck Norris dead at 86

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Kill me, I’m Irish

[justin thompson @justinthomplol]

When I was in 7th grade I didn't know what autism was, I just knew a kid who could draw WW2 planes from memory

[justin thompson @justinthomplol]

i have burt bacharachnophobia, i can't even watch austin powers

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I just got done shoveling snow and all I have to say if fuck ICE

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Announcing my run for mayor for every city in America. Doesn't matter which one, just write me in.

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If you're ever feeling lonely, just fill out some forms for moving companies saying you want a quote and you'll never be left alone again.

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Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you’ll land in New Jersey

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He died as he lived, inciting violence

[Drop Up Video @DropUpVideo]

Hey folks! Drop Up Video is back tonight at @pineboxrockshop at 9! Featuring @realDANYANG @lizzaymartinez @BobIsntFunny @justinthompdad Max Higgins, Annie Lockwood & Kevin O'Brien!

[justin thompson @justinthomplol]

I want to post about getting engaged, but need to figure out how to do in a way to advance my career

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Lord forgive me for what I am about to do to the bathroom at this Goodwill