jef

like if a stray cat could talk

[jef @justjacehere]

@aspergtame And I'm too scared to get filler because there's no way it's not bad for your body

[jef @justjacehere]

I feel like I look like one of those anti-buccal fat removal photos of celebrities but it's just my normal face :(

[jef @justjacehere]

@aspergtame It's some anti-white bias if ya ask me

[jef @justjacehere]

I want my face to be fat but my body to be skinny.
I hate that I can't have bothhh

[jef @justjacehere]

I've made a habit of flicking off security cameras that record me on the sidewalk as I walk around the city. Been doing it for 7 years now. Always wonder if anyone ever looks at them.

[jef @justjacehere]

Twitter rage-baiting incels loves to hate on humanities and sociology degrees but also love to post sociological studies that say like "women only like 0.1% of men and are unhappy"

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Jeffries didn’t even whip the vote. He told people to “vote their conscience,” and 11 members of his caucus didn’t show up. This is why people want a stronger leader.

[jef @justjacehere]

@aspergtame He's got a weird mouth and it looks like someone pinched his eyes together but otherwise fine. Probably good for that time.

[jef @justjacehere]

@kane Like 80% of all PhDs each year are in science and engineering, so you're arguing a fake point to feel sanctimonious and furthering the anti-intellectual and anti-education vibe that's ruining the future of our country.

[jef @justjacehere]

Cyber moped. Now I've seen it all.

[jef @justjacehere]

A graph that explains to you how dangerous cars are because the only safe mode of traveling (plane) is the one relegated to the sky, away from said deadly cars.

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Deaths per 100 million passenger miles, by mode of transport.

The deadliest isn't motorcycling--as you might expect--it's... walking!

And e-bikes are just a bit less risk-related than motorcycles.

[jef @justjacehere]

@Uber_Duber @cremieuxrecueil Telling on yourself there fatso.

[jef @justjacehere]

@cremieuxrecueil AND WHAT IS KILLING THOSE PEDESTRIANS???????

[jef @justjacehere]

Just witnessed two guys steal a speaker from a sleeping homeless man, which like, I'm sure it also wasn't his but definitely doesn't portend well for the moral character of the city at current.

[jef @justjacehere]

@kitten_beloved *You cannot equate the social contract in one country with another

In LA the speed cameras only capture and ticket 11mph+

[jef @justjacehere]

@STIHILIST @zanyfen Even in their completely made-up fantasies, they are taking a bus or subway in the walkable neighborhood

[jef @justjacehere]

>walkable neighborhood discussion
first reply
>imagine bus or subway

????????????

[jef @justjacehere]

Ok this is extremely funny bc my SIM card failed this morning and now I have no service without wifi and I can't log into Verizon bc the 2fa sends me a text I can't receive over sms.

[jef @justjacehere]

I've logged so much screen time while I've been sick and unable to do much else.
Someone throw my phone into the river plz and thank you

[jef @justjacehere]

My ex blocking me on raya was the nicest thing he ever did for me.

[miguel @pitisakkkk]

amor me bloqueia pra eu não te stalkear pfvr