jackie

my villain origin story

[jackie @justjackie88]

All right, I’m had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?

[jackie @justjackie88]

the playlist I listen to daily was deleted on Spotify and I am devastated

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

They should invent a glass of wine for boys

[jackie @justjackie88]

better chance of getting cuffed by the cops than a guy this year. yes I am kinda dating someone

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

[jackie @justjackie88]

forget the joker phase, one more inconvenience and I’ll go full vecna on a mf

[jackie @justjackie88]

got friend-zoned last night but atleast I got a good deal on toilet paper this morning?

[jackie @justjackie88]

“Want to listen to the new episode?” FUCK no

[jackie @justjackie88]

is there a way to like block a podcast on Spotify? I listened to 10 minutes of a podcast by some loser I dated for even less time than that and now it won’t leave me alone

[jackie @justjackie88]

is there a way to like block a podcast on Spotify? I listened to 10 minutes of a podcast by some loser I dated for even less time than that and now it won’t leave me alone

[jackie @justjackie88]

thanks top gun for making my ‘stache dreams come true

[jackie @justjackie88]

growing up is realizing flats are better than drums

[jackie @justjackie88]

just paid $20 for a car wash so sorry everyone but it will snow again

[jackie @justjackie88]

the most exciting thing right now is the 6 month Mexican standoff with this guy - just waiting for the other to fold and admit it

[jay ➠ @flvckojamie]

i be flirting until i get asked “when can i see you?” now i gotta play dead

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Imma do both cause... i can do all things through Christ who strengthens me

[jackie @justjackie88]

my super bowl season has arrived

[Daniel G 🍌 @DanielitoG25]

This tax stuff is way too hard I think I'm just gonna go to jail

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Good morning have the day you deserve.