Only Jan’s

(She/Her) Scottish but don’t sound it. Leftie. Softie. Feminist. Funniest person I know. Trans rights are human rights. Cats. Wife of @das_munch

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Sat opposite this door waiting for my colonoscopy earlier.

I shit you, not.

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U wot, m8?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I love watching MasterChef, the Professionals, but when a contestant, who is a proper chef, shouts "Yes chef!" To Gregg Wallace, it makes me cringe. He's not a chef. Shouting "Yes, minor celebrity greengrocer" would be far more appropriate.

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Absolutely heartbroken to learn that Poptyping is in fact not the Welsh word for Microwave (it’s Microdon)

@daniel_orton were you aware this whole time??

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10/10 for refillable soft drink as a choice. 1/10 for actual soft drinks as it appears to have zero gas and watered down syrup.

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Tonight I am having my second ever Nando’s. (Last time was well over 15 years ago)

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The menu is confusing and why are there so many sauce options? You have to choose sauces then you go and get more sauces? Why?

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Also Breakfast at Tiffany’s can suck a fat one #totp

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Ah Boyzone. You were never my thing, but in 1996 Laura Solway and Lisa Lark used to tape everything you did off the telly and sometimes I’d be at their houses and watch their home made tapes with them. #totp

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Barry has fallen on hard times, and finds himself in a makeshift cardboard dwelling. You can support cats like Barry, by doing everything for them, and yet they still whine like little ungrateful toads ALL the god damn time..

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Todays second episode of #totp is driving firmly down the middle of the road.

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#TOTP from the mid 90’s just makes me irrationally angry because it’s ruining the 90’s for me. In my head everything was brilliant, but I’ve just seen the Smurfs sing pooper scooper. You can never go home again.

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I love Liverpool, the roads are dogshit and not fit for purpose, but the people, man, that city has some real heart. A fleeting 20 hour trip, and yet every time I visit I leave smiling. I like that works takes me there semi regularly. (Despite the terrible terrible road network)

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@anon_opin @das_munch is this you?

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@das_munch I don’t punch Sheerness on the internet for likes… (far too easy, it’s the town at the end of world)

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@das_munch STOP PICKING ON NORTHAMPTON. Divorce is a thing, you bourgeoisie chump.

[Anneke-CH 🇨🇭🇳🇱 @Greytaitai]

@LailaMickelwait Gisele Pelicot is a giant. Every day I learn something else that has me stand in awe. I wish I could do for her what she does for women, even if mine were the smallest gesture.

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Gisele Pelicot is a powerhouse of a woman. I am bewildered awe of her bravery. She is fierce and spectacular.

[Dr. Ann Olivarius @AnnOlivarius]

The court refused Gisele Pelicot's wish to let journalists see the videos.

They were too "indecent" and "unwatchable" for the media.

Instead Gisele stayed in court to watch the videos - alone with the 51 men on the tapes.

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#NewProfilePic

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Jesus Christ. The Guardian is essentially a parody of itself, right?

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@Natasha11348681 Right? Amazing

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We just watched Sting on the telly at the Radio 2 thing in Preston and he is 73. SEVENTY THREE. Most of my mates are in worse shape and we’re many decades younger. There has never been a better advert for yoga. He has looked the same for 30 years…