Jaye C💓

Capricorn 🌞 Aries 🌑 Gemini ⬆️| Aspiring Model & Singer 💐 | SC: justjayec | IG: justjayec |

[Jaye C💓 @justjayec]

Firecracker 🥵❤️

[𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐘𓄋 @poisonhoneybee_]

“when i walk into a church, i only see paintings of white angels. WHY?”
-Eartha Kitt

ACT III SAMPLE!!

[Sean Garrette @seangarrette]

If more men did that, that world would be a better place.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Remember in like March/April 2020 when Trump didn't like how high the COVID rate was getting so he suggested we just stop testing for it

[Thoth's brain. Esq @EseoseMohammed]

Girl are you okay🤣 who sleeps their way into becoming a lawyer

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[Queen Kobra @KillKobra]

I think people underestimate how hard it is to get a heavy strong man off of you

[LeafyWasHere @Foiblaet]

More people are finding out that chiropractics are a Mormon derived occult practice and not actual science but wait until people find out about how basically no one in dentistry does any research

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

wendy: so there’s this new girl on the scene, toola? tia?

norman: tyla

wendy: tyla! clap if you know her? and she’s… coloured?

audience: *gasp*

wendy: whatever that means. anyway, *turns around* she’s cute, she’s cute. guess who else thinks she’s cute. ASAP ROCKY!

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

The biggest story going overlooked this week is the Trump administration did a federal investigation into the owner of the Lakers, to pressure him to sell, so that Bob Iger and a Trump in-law could purchase the team. Mafia level coercion. Not that I care about the ethics

[foxy grandpa @saminoodlesoup7]

lady gaga the only person to ever put sunglasses on to reveal their identity

[bonita lo thee oracle @TheDivineBruxa]

Japan has a phenomenon called jōhatsu which literally means “evaporation”.

It’s where people deliberately disappear from their old lives, relocate, cut contact and start over. There are even night-moving companies that help people leave discreetly.

[James Li @5149jamesli]

And they say it’s “radical Islam” that’s going to bring down the west.

[lilah “miss osteonecrosis 2026” duncan @dvnots]

she wasn’t singing off key! it’s polytonality! instrumental was in F but the vocals were CONSISTENTLY in E minor! And if you transpose the instrumental or vocals to have matching keys, it ruins the song!

[𝕭𝖎𝖔 ➡️ Ultimate Manga Zaragoza @0000bio]

I went to get my blood test results and the doctor looked at them and then looked at me and was like "you lack everything... it's incredible... where do you get your vitamins from? you have nothing..." 😭😭😭😭

[Célia (Alouicerlia RIP) @OuiCerCelia]

Vous pensez que je vais quitter ce réseau un jour

[YIA RayshawnGuy🇹🇹 @RayshawnGuy]

First time I seen someone get ratioed by a TikTok comment

[Spanish Zoomerez @Spanishzoom]

Lo segundo mejor tras ver el eclipse para mí ha sido descubrir las pinturas de cómo los artistas lo representaban en el pasado.

[AntionetteTheGirlNextDoor @DrToniSaidit]

I’m praying for every grade school educator this year.

[Gabi | jurídico Nick Jonas @lmjgabx]

Me encanta ela sempre ter tido quilos e quilos de boceta pq tem que ter culhão pra pegar um violão e um sonho na frente de todo crew do filme que ainda seria sua grande estreia em um canal famoso mundialmente e cantar a música que vc fez nesse meio tempo

[spor @sporadica]

oh crap i keep forgetting how close we are getting to the craziest tweet that will ever come out of this account