jaysa✨

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

I haaaaate doing interviews. Just give me the job. I’m not an idiot.

[randy @tappedinnn]

I stopped smoking for about 3 months and literally nothing got better. Gonna cop a 3.5 tomorrow

[j. doe @phoen0m]

whole time the sickness was burnout

[ѕσℓαηgє 🐝 @thatssoyoncee]

😭😭

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

i hate having an internal monologue like shut the fuck up for five minutes

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[FreeGameDolly☕️ @dirathedoll]

This girl on tiktok said “dont say that you the birthday shit to me” someone said “she heated she the candles” LMAOOOO

[A. @abbsoul]

And for the lady, perhaps a week of dissociation on the beach?

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

FYI you’re not “being polite” when you don’t take the right of way on the road, you’re just making things way more chaotic! Please stop!

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Y’all really think babies be kissing you… they trying to eat you 😭

[B. @briarenee_]

putting a twenty in your tank rn feel like a joke

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

I'm the last Big Mama No Kids left.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

i be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc i cant hear

[` @Evadivalore]

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d ever get to witness this again. Kids today will never understand the impact this woman and her show had on an entire generation of millions.

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

When I’m angry and I hear someone say “she’s always like that”

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

yelling out “what they say” before your favorite part of song comes up makes the song better idk why lol

[peach @peachsweet_tea]

Next it’s going to be protein lip gloss

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

what’s the first area of your body that you wash in the shower and why is it your left arm?