JC Johnson

Amateur at everything; photography, singing, being human. Animals are better than humans. 🏳️‍🌈

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

When a guy that's married AND knows you're in a relationship creeps on you anyway within the first 2 weeks of starting your new job... like excise me sir go sit tf down and kindly leave me alone 😡

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

@conthedon90 @StephenKing Just keep tweeting about fake wrestling and stop talking about politics and books you've clearly never read, nobody gives a fuck what your simple mind is trying to comprehend

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

@KenzeeWilder I definitely don't want to have surgery until I'm older, so I'll take what they can give me now.

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

@imonlyrb One word. RUN. 🚩🚩🚩

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

My cat leaving me d!<k art, made of puke 😒
#CATFUN #CatsOnTwitter #really #Why #Weird #gross

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

@ozzyunc Trail riding on a horse named "Puta Loca" and nearly dying on my honeymoon. My ex might have planned this, idk

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

OK hear me out. A warm tortilla, filled with peanut butter and honey, and roll a whole banana in it. It's blissful I tell you.
#noregrets

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@Raaawb @ThatEricAlper This answer deserves way more attention than it's getting imo

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@Roy_oh_Roy Feeling this mood big today, smh. RIP every toy I bought in the last 2 days

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

@JasonIsbell Similar experience but with a shop vac and liquid dog poo. Let for vacation that day and forgot to clean it first. 🤮

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

@Mediocrates14 @kidversations_ @meantomyself I actually heard his voice in my head the second I read the word narrator

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

RIP Battle Kitty. We loved you even though you hated us. The fact that some trash human abused and then dumped you makes me so sad. You were beautiful, and would have been a great companion if you'd had any trust left in you. #RestInPeace #CatsOfTwitter #YouDeservedBetter

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@matty_up My sleep deprived brain immediately thought skid marks in a men's room, how fitting; but 3 minutes later I see they still look like skid marks

[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

@jralex011 @niccoyat Want to know what's worse? When you've been trying for years but can't have a baby and everyone keeps asking when you're going to have kids and when you explain they say dumb things. That's awkward.

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[JC Johnson @justJCRae]

Found a bright white hair poking out of my scalp this morning and I'm not sure if I should cry or embrace becoming the witch my ex always said I was
#WitchyWednesday #witchtwitter #witchy #hair #CryBaby

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@ammerle @DreherLou @StephenKing My favorite comment so far; very well stated! I use the word a lot myself, much to the chagrin of my mother. Who usually tells me to "stop using the damn F word!"