JUST JULIA THINGS

quotes and sayings said by julia hicks on the daily

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i haven’t been drunk in so long, i don’t even know how to act

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“is this a pistachio or a piece of weed?”

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julia: you lived in a dorm. you know how college athletes act walking around like........ like.........
both of us: with their dicks out

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“she added me on facebook a couple weeks ago so i felt like i had to say hi”

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“is this what they adult life is like? being this full and drunk at the same time?”

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“is this what they adult life is like? being this full and drunk at the time?”

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“where do rich people keep their salt?”

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“bro if i ever get famous i’m gonna be checking on my wikipedia page like bitch your wrong let me fix this”

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“i wish i could facetime jimmy johns”

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*sets mcdonald’s sweet n sour sauce on the dashboard*

“better than a houla girl if you ask me”

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“it hasn’t been my year since 2015”

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“i’ve known how to shuffle cards since i was five... that’s because i grew up with alcoholics.”

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me: will you go to the rec center with me?
julia: *shakes head*
julia: last time i was there i broke a nail

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“is waffles a verb?”

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*looking at frat house class pictures*

“excuse me if i’m really fucking drunk but is there a dog in that picture?”

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*come in to julia laying on the bathroom floor*

“... julia... u good?”

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“my wedding is gonna look like a funeral”

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alexis: “wait... who’s sweatshirt is that?”
julia: “yours”

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*leaves*
*comes back to grab headphones*

“just so no one tries to talk to me”