Josh

Looks like I like dogs, I do. They're love. I want the best for the people, the planet and the animals - not in that order.

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

The worst professionals right now are domestic delivery services. @PostOffice can't deliver their letters to the correct address, @YodelOnline can't follow basic instructions & @AmazonUK chuck n run. If you want poor service, order an item online and wait for it to arrive

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

@emmagpayne2 Yummy

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

@emmagpayne2 Update, your laptop is now completely dead lol but totally not lol actually actually very not lol

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

@emmagpayne2 I find your use of the words "dog and cat" instead of cat and dog highly insulting

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

@emmagpayne2 Not as impressionable as your last tweet, but my lordy worth more 👏

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

If I was 7 foot 8 inches I'd commit to playing basketball, and be guaranteed a spot in the NBA for being tall... should I leave my finance job to go recruit very tall children for the NBA?? 🤔

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

@CadburyUK very sad to see half the bar missing upon opening my marvelous creations. It looks like someone's even taken a bite out of it!! I can tell you now, the missing part of the bar was not in the packet :/

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

Are Londeners rude, or just introverts not wanting to make conversation?

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

Think I'll have to just stop driving when it gets dark. I may as well drive with my eyes closed since I'm already blinded by the headlights on some of these cars

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

When I wake up to the view and sound of the sea with the prospect of playing bat and ball, I'll know I'm exactly where I want to be

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

@emmagpayne2 Either you just went snorkelling or watched finding Nemo?

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

@emmagpayne2 I have 4 pennies, half a crunchie and a bag of haribo star mix..

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

@emmagpayne2 Soz. I'll just crawl back into my cardboard box where I belong now

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

My girl is funny 😂

[emma's payne @emmagpayne2]

‘Evri has delivered your parcel’

How Evri delivered your parcel:

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

@andy_androski @emmagpayne2 Wot?

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

@ladbible 1p coin

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

I'm on to you @rickygervais . You pretend to be woke so you can show your true colours on stage or in your writing and claim them as a joke. You're just a horrible little piggy bloke

[Josh @JustJoshingffs]

Who wants to give me these odds for the FA to try to screw Arsenal. Game vs Tottenham to be rearranged to Apr 27th