🖤karber👻

in the moshpit with a Murakami novel in my belt bag | He/Him

[🖤karber👻 @justkarber]

A mini photo dump after finally getting my first roll of film from my camera developed 🙏🖤

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

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[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

Don’t tell me Paraguay isn’t that good, as if I haven’t watched this team struggle to hold possession or play creatively against CONCACAF cellar dwellers for most of my life.

[🖤karber👻 @justkarber]

@mettaworldwar Ahahahaha

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people used to say “am I being punk’d right now” now they say “is this a psy-op being orchestrated by Mossad?”

[🖤karber👻 @justkarber]

@jasminez11e Looking for Dallas if available! Just saw your tweet while searching to find ticket prices 😅

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Ok Wemby, it’s all on you now. Save the NBA from these horrible dorks.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

huge news for the mexicans

[dawns. @DawnsTFT]

Im crying why is a professional footballer worth millions of pounds tweeting himself aura farming next to Vex from League of Legends

[✮ 𝓗𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻 ✮ @On3W1shWillow]

good morning to people who love Candyman (1992)

[🖤karber👻 @justkarber]

I need that side eye emoji STAT

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "It used to be very successful. Now it's a country run by fear. It's a country where they tell protesters, 'Don't go outside, because if you do, we're gonna kill you.'"

[scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes]

I just remembered at the zoo yesterday a man walked up to a lemur and said “what up pimp”

[🖤karber👻 @justkarber]

Meet my firstborn: Yankee Hotel Foxtrot Karber

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

Let's normalize naming our kids after 10/10 albums

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Bradford William Davis @BWDBWDBWD]

we are charlie-pim

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Could’ve been one of the greats this tweet.

Feel for the guy.

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

Sunday weddings are obviously fine, but Sunday playoff weddings are cruel and unusual to those who attend. If elected, I will fight for you in Washington to keep the NFL Playoff Sundays free from weddings.

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

“Deposit $1 billion into my personal account to join my made up little group or I will punish U.S. citizens by making them pay 3x for wine and champagne.”

[🖤karber👻 @justkarber]

@JamesWAVL82 @MenInBlazers Indiana had 150-1 odds to win it all in preseason. Leicester was 5000-1.