Keely Murphy

Bookworm. Environmentalist. Feminist. Sustainable Ag Promoter. She/Her

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

You’re welcome

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

Tweets that could be nightvale quotes

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

PSA: if you are experiencing performance issues in Stardew Valley 1.6, remove all hats from pets. We will address the problem as soon as possible

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

Stardew Valley 1.6 finally coming to switch the day before the election is the best distraction I could ask for this week!

[Zoë Schlanger @zoeschlanger]

For those asking: You can just get a stainless steel spatula! Or a wood or silicone one. And if that makes you say, but hey, I can't use steel on my nonstick pan! Well buddy you should not be using a nonstick pan

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

you gotta admit, it would be pretty sick if climate change was a hoax

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

As someone who knows a lot about both, this is my time to shine

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

Half my timeline is people who know a lot about Taylor Swift and very little about politics and the other half is people who know a lot about politics and very little about Taylor Swift so basically it’s a mess

[NPR @NPR]

Every fall, Americans send about 8 million tons of bagged leaves to landfills.

But you don't have to. Keep leaf litter on the ground — it fertilizes the soil and gives shelter to small wildlife.
https://t.co/bkDfLCIxZD

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

@weinberz @szetoinsitu @CterminiPhD Came here to say the same. 10+ years in DC car-free. Really easy around the city and Amtrak makes it possible to get around to other NE cities.

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

12th and 13th through Cap Hill in Denver have such narrow and tilted lanes. Feel like they could benefit from going down from 3 lanes to 2, and keep the parking to protect a bike lane.

[Dr. Emily Fairfax @EmilyFairfax]

California (and the entire western US) has nowhere near as many #beavers as it did 250 years ago.

Even so, it only takes a few families of beavers tucked away in secluded canyons and valleys to give us a glimpse of what many of our waterways used to look like.

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

.@hulu when rewatching a series it always auto plays to the last few minutes of the next episode. How do I stop this from happening?!

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

Me, in the future

[Eric Williams @WilliamsForOPPD]

At a party:

Me: I like your stove, can you tell me about…

Them: IT’S INDUCTION, IT’S SO GREAT !! Watch how fast it boils water, I’m gonna do a demonstration right now !!!

[Rebecca Fachner @rebecca_fachner]

Someone told me to ‘deal with it’ regarding DC not having voting rights, and no. I won’t. I’m a citizen as are a lot folks in DC who deserve representation.

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

https://t.co/AEKQUycNLH
🙌🏻🥯🙌🏻🥯🙌🏻

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

On that note: anyone have good bagel recs for Denver?

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

People are taking to twitter to complain about Instagram not showing them people they actually follow as if twitter hasn’t been doing the same thing for ages!

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

@jeffand_

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

12 dog parks for an estimated 150,000 dogs is nowhere near enough if they actually want to curb off leash dogs

[Denverite @Denverite]

If you’ve been a little lax in keeping your dog on leash while not at a dog park, it’s time to tighten up.
https://t.co/QCVgpzE9tt

[Ryan Struyk @ryanstruyk]

BIDEN: "We need two additional pro-choice senators and a pro-choice House to codify Roe as federal law. Your vote can make that a reality."

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

An abortion ban will result in more men committing murder. This isn't hysteria or a false panic. It's an objective truth.

Homicide is the number 1 cause of death for pregnant women. Boyfriends and husbands who don't want to have a baby will take matters into their own hands.

[Keely Murphy @JustKeels]

Bike twitter: just bought a bike. What lock should I be buying for it?