Kiersten

an anthology of my own inside jokes

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

Fuck a weighted blanket, I need a 6’4 240lb tatted daddy on top of me

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

Ugh the neighbor got chickens 🫣

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

Accidentally becoming a pimp 😎

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

One thing about me…im finna have a favorite 🥰🥰🥰

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

Ahhhhh HE TEXT ME!!!

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

Me at the bar: While this game is on weather delay…can we put on love island??

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

Not sure if it’s a flex to come to the bar for taco tues and the bartender dabs you up and knows your order 🙈

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

Pedicure so pretty it’s giving ya bitch a fetish 😻

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

Wooow how did I just discover Be By You by Luke Combs 🥰🥰🥰 on repeat

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

Here comes a rx in ♋️…prepare to cry lol

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

This is the best lost in translation moment 🤣 he means whack a mole! #badnanny

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

Sending the ex 🍜 for $ wasn’t exactly on the 2026 bingo card buuuut self help book still in the works

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

A$AP I beg your pardon, sir 😒

[27. @dimvji]

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

You guys!! He said he “set something up for us” and when i guessed a 3sum he said “no something just for us” !!!! Ahhhhh 🥺🥺🫠🫠

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

But thas what I’m best at, bb 🤗

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[Kiersten @justkierstenm]

What does this mean?? Is he back in jail? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day