Liz Otwell

Win or lose we still booze

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Anyone else ready for fish fry SZ

[Billy Phoenix 🚹 @BillyPhoenix15]

@justlaxingurl He's a pompous asshat

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Nothing scares me but poverty #sisterwives

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Jeff was jealous that TLC retweeted my Kody reference..

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Plural marriage isn’t all beer and skittles #sisterwives

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Tonight my children decided to steal the ladies walker next to us at dinner … she loved it

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Anyone else really like the new HandM commercial ?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The forbidden snacks

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

If anyone is wondering why SB is out of highnoons it is bc @no_its_pan_Z_a gave up beer this month. PSA - thank me later

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Enough with the juice story @thetaralynch

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

@jamesdra Wouldn’t trade those mems for the world. Then we would treat ourself to a nice sprite.

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

@SouthwestAir rescheduled my flight two days out like it was no big deal and no reasoning . I have two babies at home and a m-f job. You’re carelessness and lake of realization that your costumers are humans is becoming concerning. This is now the 3rd time it has happened.

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

I’m pretty sure a couple tried to turn me tonight… Jeff’s care level, a consistent below zero

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

I’m ready to go home to my babies , it’s hard being away my@weird as looks at their pictures 24/7

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Extremely out of breath pretending to Irish dance with someone

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Are you even on an anniversary trip unless your husband says you look “polish” no offensive to my polish friends

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Was feeling good about myself today so I went to H&M to try jeans on. Needless to say I’m back to being miserable.

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Why do I feel guilty for staying home with my sick child? Like I’m going to be punished…

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Why is bread so good

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

*fell

[Liz Otwell @justlaxingurl]

Sunday night…. Jeff now starts complaining that his knee hurts from when he feel on it on Tuesday. More updates to come