Matt

[Ultras Clips @ultras_clips]

🤩🎢 Tifo game on point! VfL Osnabrük ultras with a fully functioning roller coaster display against Bayern München in the German Cup! 💜🇩🇪

[Neil @NeilLfc_5]

Rangers and Israel. He could be the worst of person of all time

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[Angela Coats @angelacoats4]

"Of course he's going off, his bollocks are up his arsehole." 🤣🤣🤣

[Matt @justmattaye]

@AberdeenFC Even if it wasn’t given for a foul, it would’ve been chopped off for offside. Nisbet was way off on the follow up attempt 🤷‍♂️

[Matt @justmattaye]

@JackFinlayson21 @qcelts @ScotlandSky Then that’s a neutral venue and not home

[Matt @justmattaye]

@thevulture22 @HibernianFC Not so much raging, just wishing more for my club. We’ve given the man long enough, I think he’s currently the longest serving manager in the Scottish top flight. All things must come to an end, and I think for him this season, this was the make or break 🤷‍♂️

[⟲ @unotfbg]

left the gym and an older lady asked if i left any muscles for everyone else

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The last line of this tweet was unexpected.

[Whackeen @Readerbell_]

Dolly Parton’s death just reminded me of Stormzy’s thread about Jolene 😭

[brian berkman @BrianBerkman]

they got discussingfish

[norf! 🫠 @norfdog]

I promise on everything I love you are not prepared for who shows up 9 seconds in

[kelin @kelin_online]

i spit out my drink

[Hull City @HullCity]

1738

[Matt Filer 👽 @MattFiler]

At what point has Alien: Isolation modding gone too far?

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Ordered Asahi at the bar

[The Third Kit @The_Third_Kit]

Imagine you’ve spent all summer convincing yourself that “This is Manchester United” are back, only to have middle aged men pretending to be tigers in your face 45 mins into the season.

[Emmiewinnie @Emmie_fly]

Gay person asking me for directions*

Me: "Go Straight"