Max

You’re either a fountain or a drain, baby!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Sean Sharaf knocked out former U.S. Olympic gold medal wrestler and Bills player Gable Steveson in 12 SECONDS 🤯🤯🤯

Steveson was -2500 to win on @FanDuel

One of the biggest upsets in UFC HISTORY 🔥

[MVP MMA @mvpmma69]

How it feels watching Lane Kiffin and Gable Steveson lose on the same day

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Columbia had students who said this was true arrested, expelled, and stripped of their degrees. They were falsely accused of antisemitism by the international press and government for speaking out. What will the consequence be for the perpetrators admitting it? Probably nothing.

[Out of Context WKUK @OoCWKUK]

5 years ago on this day, Trevor Moore sadly passed away and the world lost a creative genius that was Trevor. Despite him no longer being with us and was gone too soon, he still lives on in our hearts and minds through his comedic talent that he left behind for us.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

caring is cool!!!!!!!!!

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

2026 Kentucky Derby results:
1. 🐎
2. 🐎
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[Alec Baris @Alec_Baris]

DHGate guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my JJ Wetherholt jersey

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

*cuts healthcare for kids*
*cuts education*
*cuts food assistance*
*cuts kids cancer research*
*cuts school meals*

*starts war* "This is true investment in your children's and grandchildren's future"

[SPOOKoomf🎃🇵🇸(EVIL enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

how american conservatives genuinely look at you when you ask them to actually conserve something in america

[Batz! (rotten) @RingsideBatz]

shes actively defending the planet and she doesnt even realize it. she has more morals than billionaires ever will. shes is beautiful

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

A country that can instantly fund endless wars but debates every dime for healthcare and education doesn’t have a budget issue—it has a values issue.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Bionicle

[𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 ⋆.𖥔⚔️ @gildfae]

This characters dialog got me through the darkest moments of my life