Jenn Burger

I am a girl who loves God. I am a girl who is shy unless you really get to know her. And I am a girl who will give all she has for those she loves.

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

@Super70sSports Finally a thread I can be a part of 😂

1) my kneecap went out of socket and I tore my meniscus playing a friendly game of kickball with children at church

2) passed out sitting in the cab of a truck with the door open, fell on my face, and gave myself a concussion.

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

Help me win the MEGA MARCH Zelda Prize Pack from https://t.co/MzH4eJ7i8z! https://t.co/hOy5WpWejM

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

🎁 🎉 Mega March Nintendo Switch Giveaway! 🎉 🎁

Anyone can have a chance to win this MEGA Zelda prizepack.

To enter:

1. Follow @shirtpunch
2. Retweet + comment on 3 of our tees
3. Complete your entry 👉 https://t.co/JAEwYD1yPy

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

After 2.5 years of not posting a tweet of my own, I finally changed my handle. #transformationthursday

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Join our early #EarthDay celebration this #TMobileTuesdays:

For every tweet today using #TreeMobile, we’ll donate a 🌳 to @Nature_org’s #PlantABillionTrees campaign. RT and help make a difference now!

[Switchfoot @switchfoot]

The new Star Wars trailer got us like:

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

TFW you realize it's only Wednesday...

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

@rhettandlink who knew rhett + foundation = a plastic Jeff Goldblum. Who knew a plastic Jeff Goldblum would be so hilariously terrifying.

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

When you house/kid sit for someone, but you're the only adult and you realize it's too much adulting and you're not ready to be that adult.

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

@wingsnbees @sarah_petersen7 FALON TAYLOR *squeals* ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

So ready for Air for Free. Counting down to summer. #relientk #summer2016 https://t.co/SYPw9H88zE

[Mikey @onteamthiessen]

It's officially spring! *cough cough* @relientK

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

@sarah_petersen7 Falon got a new twitter that isn't hacked by Russians. @wingsnbees

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

@sarah_petersen7 @falon_t91 lol, I think she comes on here about as much as I do

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

When all your tweets are from four years ago, and every single one is embarrassing. #neveronhere

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

"Life's too short to even care at all. Oo-woah-oh. I'm losing my mind, losing my mind. Losing control." #beatofthedrum #splashofthesun

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

You know ur a redneck when ur outside blaring @blakeshelton using a Jerry-rigged water vacuum to suck the grim off the bottom of your pool

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

@PauleyP http://twitpic.com/61070g - My two fav crime solving ladies in the same pic :)

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

music makes cleaning so much better :) #whitegirldancing

[Jenn Burger @justmeoverwhere]

@falon_t91 That was just unfortunate timing, you know I don't control what comes out of my mouth when I'm writing :P