Nickioli Ravioli

just some mom. doing mom shit.

[Nickioli Ravioli @justminick423]

Listening to men in a heterosexual relationship say “we’re pregnant” …. Lmao no. You’re not pregnant. Your wife/gf is pregnant. Wam bam thankya mam and 40 weeks later you have a kid … you’re not pregnant,

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@moonlithoax Knowing full well cameras will be there but acting like she doesn’t know. And then having her team report it to the media so it looks like random acts of generosity.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” more like what doesn’t kill you gives you trauma

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@AnneFroment @SaltiestNugget @HazelAppleyard_ Are you oblivious? Yes there is an exchange of money - it costs a lot of money to adopt a child.

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Imagine shoving all your furniture aside in some awkward way for a month every year to prioritize displaying a dead tree in your living room as a lead up to a day where some dude named St.. Nick breaks into your house with presents for you on Jesus’ birthday. I can.

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Normalize not asking people how they lost the weight. Or commenting on their body at all.

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This was before casinos were allowed in Mass.

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My old boss kept mentioning the Nevada’s HVAC project in Boston and I could NOT understand what he meant. Why was Nevada building something in Boston? I was telling my plumber dad and he says, “He’s saying NovaRtis.” Takes having a thick #Boston accent to understand another obv.

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@MrsButters Yes, he spent a TON of time going around the country for months realizing he had enough backing and support that he didnt feel he needed to get more people behind him. Are you really pretending to disingenuously not understand that’s what he said?

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@livmaredith You’ve tweeted like 11 times since this.

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2021 and gas stations don’t allow you to input your own desired spend amount at the pump ….. only attendants can do that

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I feel like all lowercase song title artists is comparable to clean girl aesthetic and all uppercase song title artists are comparable to brat aesthetic

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Is your favorite musical artist more of an all-lowercase-song-title person or an all-caps-song-title person?

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@yp_mtl @Tim_Walz Such a weird thing to say

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Feels like a dumb idea to alert all of the Massachusetts criminals that there’s currently no 911. About to be 3000 crimes while everyone looks up their local 10 digit law enforcement.

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@WatchDiane @BolingTom1980 @MNPDNashville They wouldn’t let the others leave because they wanted the bill paid. They escorted strain out of the building.

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Never been able to clap along with Pharrell because I have no idea what it feels like to be a room without a roof.

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@bbnomula … - - - …

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@bbnomula I’m in love

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Wild to think that my parents used to print out jokes sent to them in email with the entire thread going on for pages and just fold it up and carry it around telling friends throughout their days. And now we tell jokes not by comics but via 1-2 sentence punchlines over a picture