bi-bimbo

[james tom @jestom]

new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW

[her @horny4hooters]

suddenly having no earthly desires when someone asks what i want for christmas

[kaz Y/DSA @lqvekanthony]

an ivy league grad is the main suspect for shooting the united healthcare ceo and the person who snitched was a mcdonalds worker. shakespeare couldn’t have written this shit.

[lissy @rylandsgrace]

me hearing the words “since the beginning of time.. since the first little girl ever existed.. there have been dolls” in the theater on july 21, 2023

[hiv lovecraft @hyperflesh]

we ate this type of guy alive in art school critiques

[danlet @evildanevil]

When the dentist asks u if a totally random date an entire year from now works for u

[t⛧ʾ @tomascringe]

waiting for Spotify Wrapped

[alex @pinkstarsticker]

I come back every few months to laugh at this

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

who is this diva?!?!

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

[trevy @chillextremist]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[em @DI0RSBABY]

free money

[chincheto pirata somali @wikipistacho]

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[Austine @theereal_one]

Girl its just skin thats stretching, not a movie plot.

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

Being loved by kids and animals says a lot about your spirituality