JACK

My life is a joke but at least I’m not a pussy

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[JACK @justoneglove]

@XboxSupport

My store hasn't been working for weeks?
Is that a problem with you guys?
Or me?

[JACK @justoneglove]

@XboxSupport
Is it going to take as long as yesterday to use partys? I just want to know so that I can go buy a ps4.

[JACK @justoneglove]

@XboxSupport
You can't be fucking serious. Again?

[JACK @justoneglove]

@XboxSupport
I actually can't fathom this shit, you guys are a billion dolor industry, and you've been "fixing" the problem for 9 hours

[JACK @justoneglove]

@XboxSupport dog, it's been like 7 hours

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb

That is by far the dankest lizard I've ever seen.

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb
Back in my school days we would use crystal meth as poker chips.

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb
Is there a way to unfollow you twice?

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb
Oh you slipped on ice and got a boo boo? Well some people slip on ice and die. Asshole

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb

You missed a stream? Well some people just died in a car crash.

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb

Or you could buy Jimmy Johns

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb
Wow, you made a whole 8! You're Picasso!

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb
Evolve is shit

[JACK @justoneglove]

@buster1551
Sooooo fluffy

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb
Lolz, get wrekd

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb
Eat the pizza

[JACK @justoneglove]

@Battlefield
Nooooooooooo

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb
Sucks to suck L0zr

[JACK @justoneglove]

@BLAHBLAHneeb
Boy u ugly AF