Umar farouq ×͜×

qué será será🧘🏽‍♂️

[Dreezmo 𓃵 @dreezmo]

When Your son failed his Geography exam, but he knows when it's weather for two

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

when my beautiful wife says “come to mommy” and i see my son running to her

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me during World War III fighting for China because I accepted all of Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them:

[Johnsmith @face_less12]

As e Dey delay, God abeg make e come big 🤲☮️

[B£NZO 🥥 @Benzo_X_]

May we witness moments like this before the year ends 🤲🏽

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

This picture of Obasanjo will forever remain cold.

[🧣 @notokiki]

🙍🏾‍♂️: APC lost the 2027 Presidential Election.

[Umar farouq ×͜× @justpapi_B]

@Victor_crypto_ @Azibasamee @yabaleftonline Then why didn’t the old woman meet another person in the bus??? Why the young girl???

[ABEFE🧢💭 @societyhatebolu]

Me when I thi€f and Egbon adugbo want to use Nnpc fuel to burn me instead of dangotes

[Wizzy Ono 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇵🇹 @WizzyOno]

Me and my boys when we meet at a dangote "executives/stake holders only" meeting:

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

“You sef na Dangote shareholders”

[Umar farouq ×͜× @justpapi_B]

@ammaestro_jayy Loaded pounded yam and grilled egusi 🤤😂

[Emmanuel Odogwu @the_agentmanuel]

Me when I get to Dangotes refinery and my staff are relaxing too much:

[Umar farouq ×͜× @justpapi_B]

@_cocobee_ @MTNNG Thinking of it 😑

[Umar farouq ×͜× @justpapi_B]

@MTNNG data no longer last anyone how??????? It’s not even funny anymore 11GB doesn’t last 24 hours???????? Makes 0 sense

[godsey @_godseysavage]

POV: Apple releases iPhone 18

Tecno:

[Shina🧃 @_gottaloveshina]

“Emma go and play, your dad is just coming from work, he needs to rest .”

[Umar farouq ×͜× @justpapi_B]

They actually took my money 😭😭

[Joseph @iJosephX2]

cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero

[Joseph @iJosephX2]

cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero

[Ronnie @ronniedazzler80]

I accidentally applied to my current company😭🥹😂