Cory Hensley

[Michael Kammes @michaelkammes]

New @AJAVideo announcement! #NABShow

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

Don't ya want me working this hard for you? Booking up July and onward! https://t.co/lNHmqjgkPq

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

The first words out of my mouth today were, "WHAT THE FUCK?!!!"

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

Does anyone really think people in the future will look back at this and think this was a good? #ParisClimateDeal

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

Thanks for selling my future for your short gain. #ActOnClimate

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

The commercials in Florida are hilariously sad.

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

Working at the beach pretty much means I'm doing cross fit professionally.

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

7am ride to the airport. Driver pumps 'Eye of the Tiger' as I get in the car. Gonna be an epic flight.

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

I couldn't make it 10 minutes through 'SLC Punk 2'.

[NPR @NPR]

Emmanuel Macron is set to be the next French president, after a victory over far-right candidate Marine Le Pen.
https://t.co/5yqEtoTM1F

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

Every time I'm eating a salad I wish it was a burger.

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

Glenn Beck is a James Spader character.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"I will give fetuses guns to protect themselves." -- Trump, later tonight on Twitter. #debates

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

#debate. Tonight we find out how low we can go.

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

The amount I have to stand on my tip toes to reach something at the gym is only slightly embarrassing.

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

@etothemsquared I'm sorry! Come back to Indy for the 4th. .

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

@etothemsquared I think we could make that happen.

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

Continually pondering "what's next?"

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

"We've had enough
of
these politician's wars.
What we need right now is love." RX Bandits http://t.co/HU9NMOqxB5

[Cory Hensley @justplaincory]

"I was thinking of you as I came to a down escalator that wasn't working and people were standing at the top not knowing what to do!!" -Mom