Alexandra Piper

I'm Alex, most people call me Piper though. I am socially awkward. (she/her)

[Alexandra Piper @justplainpiper]

@heymrsbond In my school district, the substitute pay is split between what teachers are used to cover.

[Alexandra Piper @justplainpiper]

Someone else buy this car for me. I cannot handle the stress. 😭

[Chelsea S. @UmEarth2Chelsea]

“Ariel wasn’t Black!”

& Jesus wasn’t white. Cope.

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

Do you think reality is strained by the fact that a hawk is helping you with surgery right now?

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Reminder that Thomas Jefferson who helped write the Declaration of Independence also said we should rewrite the constitution every 20 years so that dead people wouldn’t rule over modern society.

[Alexandra Piper @justplainpiper]

I cannot and will not get over this.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Some have twisted my words. Won’t stop me calling it out:

Banning women’s choices, but NOT funding enough aid for kids & adults w/special needs & disabilities, or a safety-net for single moms & poor families, or safe, loving foster care & adoption, isn’t Pro-life. It’s hypocrisy

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Jenelle Riley @jenelleriley]

Apparently, it takes half a dozen armed men to deal with a threat like Stephanie from FULL HOUSE.

[The Wilds @thewildsonprime]

me when my mom comes into my room to check on me and I'm still watching the wilds

[Alexandra Piper @justplainpiper]

Tell me this ain’t the cutest kitten. I dare you.

[Alexandra Piper @justplainpiper]

Why are there seagulls in Chatty? Where you think you at?

[Alexandra Piper @justplainpiper]

I’ve already gotten 3 compliments in the past hour 🥨❤️

[Alexandra Piper @justplainpiper]

@artist_matt Ummmmmm 😂

[Alexandra Piper @justplainpiper]

Only I could get bit by a human and a dog in the same place on my wrist in 24 hours.