postulate

Just 4 friends postulating under one account. postulate.

[postulate @justpostulating]

The 5 people you are most loyal to- write them down on a list. Keep it hidden in a safe. Hide the safe. Burn the hiding place. Remember the list

[postulate @justpostulating]

OG hitting this last shot…just watch

[postulate @justpostulating]

Sephora is hell on earth

[postulate @justpostulating]

Apple calls it a movie, not a video

[postulate @justpostulating]

told her, babes no need for a menty b ‘specially when the footy’s on yeah

[postulate @justpostulating]

The best is yet to come

[postulate @justpostulating]

i’m just about ready to tap into my extremism today. and, no, not like that you sick fuck.

[postulate @justpostulating]

You make love to her. I make love with her.

[postulate @justpostulating]

i love the turing test more than anything in the world.

[postulate @justpostulating]

these croutons are simply up to no good. each bite an unprecedented war crime.

[postulate @justpostulating]

“there’s a snake in my boot!”
shut up woody & dance for papa!

[postulate @justpostulating]

New Jersey is a godless place

[postulate @justpostulating]

But you sucked on her teet.

[postulate @justpostulating]

I can’t decide until I have something to decide over

[postulate @justpostulating]

consider your consideration considered.

[postulate @justpostulating]

debt? yeah, i’m indebted. call that a reverse investment.

[postulate @justpostulating]

i should have kept this one in the drafts.

[postulate @justpostulating]

she’s artsy adjacent.

[postulate @justpostulating]

might fuck around and get my recommended 8 hours tonight.

[postulate @justpostulating]

If you think about it, chess is just an older Call of Duty. War games

[postulate @justpostulating]

God gave you 2 ears and 1 mouth so you can listen twice as much as you speak. Van Gogh chopped 1 of those ears off and said he’d rather keep it 50/50. Who was right?