Clavicular’s LOOKSMAXXING SCHOOL graduate had a PANIC ATTACK on his FIRST EVER DATE and walked off set, leaving the girl sitting there completely confused 😭
“I typically like to play sports.”
Clavicular heard the MAKIMA girl was BARELY 18, but the moment he found out about her TWO soft “G-WAGONS,” he started dancing right behind her like he’d completely lost his mind 😭
“Now I get the plot.”
Clavicular was told the MAKIMA girl was barely 18, but once he heard about her TWO G-WAGONS, he started playing with her “PILLOWS” as she sat on his lap 😭
“I liked it.”
Clavicular’s BEST FRIEND dropped a girl on the patio, ignored her yelling “STOP,” then DROPPED her into the POOL and instantly REGRETTED it 😭
“Seriously, stop!”
Clavicular heard the MAKIMA girl was barely 18, then found out about her TWO G-WAGONS and spent the next FIVE MINUTES making out with her right in front of her friend 😭
“Your friend can wait.”
Clavicular skipped the small talk and asked a RANDOM girl to fuck in front of her friends, she said YES and kissed him right there 😭💀
“Wanna fuck?”
“Yeah.”
Clavicular had THREE girls all over him, then they compared phones and caught him sending the SAME message to all of them 😭
“Why did you send us all the same message?”
Clavicular was MAKING OUT with a RANDOM girl in the backseat, then FaceTimed his GIRLFRIEND while the whole car pretended nothing happened 😭💀
“Keep it down.”
Clavicular was MAKING OUT with a RANDOM girl in the backseat, then FaceTimed his GIRLFRIEND while the whole car pretended nothing happened 😭💀
“Keep it down.”