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repurposing reality into ironic, bite-size content

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huge win, appreciate you for listening @ray_ban, after discontinuing my frames in 2023, they made the rare decision to bring them back this year

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we need to have a word about why you discontinued my favorite glasses frame @ray_ban . why are you trying to make me look worse than i already do?

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game day

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welcome back to hell

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it continues

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it is time restaurants are held accountable for claiming to have a smash burger when it’s just a normal burger patty

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my wife is officially in remission #fuckleukemia

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please help @vanawkward reach his fundraising goals for the 2025 nyc marathon! https://t.co/CAqmbcs6Ui

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@pfisher6 i have receipts

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~ 350,265,600 seconds

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it’s ken ganley kia commercial season again

[JerryPowell’sPlug @ShortGovieBonds]

@BarstoolBigCat you were right. It was awesome watching SKUBAL today.
#GrandSalami #GuardiWINS

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akron, florida was a special place to visit

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who designed the basketball jerseys for the olympics @nikebasketball? whoever it was they should be required to publicly apologize

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get embiid off the court

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do any human beings work in your customer service department @fedex because your robot will not route me to a human

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drive in and drive thru are different btw

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culver’s is leading the drive thru burger category by 3,000 miles.

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cargo pants wearers got dragged for years by women and now it’s a women’s fashion trend to wear cargos

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the @nba knows how bad these in-season tournament courts look right?