KB

just trying to comprehend the unrealities that life seems to always send my way

[carriebradziwill @carriebradwh0re]

He looks like Miss Gypsy Rose Blanchard here

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

She looks amazing, like the president of a Central American country

[KB @justslayin]

Me taking septa to the movies this week:

[brittany @brittany_says]

this morning a guy got on the bus and yelled “fat boy HOT…. fat boy SWEATIN”

[dan d @DanJDeBrak]

I'm always for being open about mental health, but important context is that Kean, as a state rep, voted against the New Jersey Paid Sick Leave Act, which established 40 hours of sick leave for employees a year.

Kean just took *4 months* of paid sick leave.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

We Stan an aware King

[mev 🏀🧸🌹 @mevvybear]

I’m not even kidding this is one of the greatest tweets of all time

[taoki @justalexoki]

why is he bouncin on it

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

Pharrell has always kind of reminded me of Arthur’s homosexual rat teacher

[Nate @GlitchBurgh]

Baseball players will wear cum jerseys but not a rainbow patch.

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[KB @justslayin]

Laugh about it?? Not that serious?? As someone currently fostering a dog that was rescued from a dogfighting ring, you deserved way worse.

[dank @cptdankkk]

Former NFL star Michael Vick says he cried for two weeks straight after going to prison

“It didn't get real til they slammed that door and they locked it”

“My first day in there, they kept coming to check on me to make sure I was alright. They were peeking in on me. I took the covers and just put them over my head because I felt like I was about to go crazy for a minute”

“Every time they came to that door to check on me, I thought it was somebody coming to say, ‘Alright, you learned your lesson. Somebody bailed you out’”

“After day four or five, when I realized that nobody was coming, that's when I had to start letting all the emotions out”

“I cried for two weeks straight. I really cried after I got sentenced because I went into my sentencing not expecting to get two years”

“You know what, this is about to be a chapter in my life that I'll never forget. Hopefully I can live to talk about it and laugh about it. It's not a serious matter”

“This is for the next generations to see as they watch this and be like ‘Don't play with your career. Don't play with what God gave you and the position He put you in. Never take that for granted”

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends

[Tisya Mavuram @tmavuram]

waiting “in” lines….transplant on transplant crime imo

[KB @justslayin]

I am obsessed with this man.

[Michael C. Wright @mikecwright]

Source confirms that Victor Wembanyama treated the team to a screening of the movie “Obsession” as the Spurs tried to wind down from the emotional toll of Game 7 heading into the Finals.

[Jeff Stotts @InStreetClothes]

My kids have a tape measure pulled out to 7’4” and are walking around our house seeing what it would be like if Wemby walked down our hall, sat on our couch, etc.

[𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔭 @finalsnaps]

i wonder how sarah’s dad is doing now that his daughter died and lost 4 employees

[indini @oppakys]

travis always dressed like manny from modern family