Gabrielle

I’m just here

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

My DMs are just men talking to themselves

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

When I become rich, I’m going to open a female only gym 😊

[zae @itszaeok]

i like how the super bowl kinda has something for everybody. the football for the sports folks, a halftime show for the artsy people, movie trailers for the stans, funny commercials for the millennials, and even the uniforms kinda tight for the gays. this rlly is america!

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

People keep asking me about my eye surgery. I went from 20/400 vision to 20/15 in under 10 minutes. I would do it 100 times.

[sweetserialpisces @SerialPisces]

Baby, I’m a Pisces. We do not give af

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

I vent to my gf so much about work that she understands the roles each coworker plays as a character in my work dilemmas

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

I loveeeee Sunday resets

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

I just know you cowboy fans are fighting the air rn. My gf included.

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

Everytime I tell someone from Oxnard, that Oxnard is ghetto, they get so offended. It never fails

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Finally all the holidays are over, I been drunk since Halloween

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

Having a baby daddy is so ghetto bro

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

My best friend is pregnant and we’ve always said we were gonna be pregnant together so……

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

@93033_ I thought plan B makes you have a period

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

I deserve everything good that comes to me.

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

The fact that I just cut 4 inches off my hair and it’s still to my ass lol

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

@fabsxiv Tell Kenz because I’ve been trying to get her pregnant

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

I CANT DO ANOTHER 2023

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me calling God to make sure I ain't on his "Strongest Warriors" list again for 2024

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

Being the hot lesbian coworker always has its perks

[Gabrielle @justsleeponitt]

@Kennnzieee11 Me 🤝 your face

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

the A in her name stands for A bitch you don’t wanna lose