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Another white guy with a beard. Sorry.

[J @justsomesissy]

Being the token gay at work has its perks 💅🎁

[J @justsomesissy]

Setting all my profiles to side position is like setting the water heater to vacation mode.

[J @justsomesissy]

#NewProfilePic

[J @justsomesissy]

I thought I felt my collarbone break when I turned my head. Thankfully it was just a popcorn that fell out of my mouth. 👀

[J @justsomesissy]

Is it too late to have a discussion on drag queen math?

[J @justsomesissy]

Omw to a Costco hot dog

[J @justsomesissy]

@xuest Me too

[J @justsomesissy]

Him: I bet you feel amazing.
Him: What's your sign?

Me: The inside or the outside of me?

[J @justsomesissy]

@shayes287 I check for third nipples 🥴

[J @justsomesissy]

My mom's on Threads. You all are next!!!

[J @justsomesissy]

I like going to Kroger to buy discounted 4th of July cakes the day after. Someone stop me. 🥰

[J @justsomesissy]

When I was a kid, I got yelled at in the public library for pretending to type on the keyboard. Then I ran back, did it again, and got caught again.

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Apple Health fart rate monitor

[J @justsomesissy]

@shayes287 Designing a good map is probably one of the least taught skills in GIS. 🥲

[J @justsomesissy]

🤤🤤🤤 It came.

[J @justsomesissy]

@B_P_OT @adammc123 Too much handsomeness going on

[J @justsomesissy]

@JohnJSalomone My Tiktok algorithm wants me to buy one so bad 🥹

[J @justsomesissy]

Never reach out to your favorite gay reality TV star on Grindr to say hi unless you're ready for what comes along with that and have to uncomfortably say you're not interested. 🥴

[J @justsomesissy]

🌅😏

[J @justsomesissy]

@shayes287