Justin Stoller

Oregonian, Homebody, Clojurist, Rubyist and Puppeteer. Married to @eetzie, father to Neko, and coworker to @therealtonyvu. Has no idea what he's doing.

[Justin Stoller @juststoller]

If you have the ability, I’d encourage you to donate to “Diego’s Road to Recovery”
https://t.co/jJ7f3OripL

[Justin Stoller @juststoller]

@lizzzyacker @Oregonian Odd Moe’s or Flying Pie. Not a fancy pizza, medium crust and lots of toppings.

[Dr. Amy, Psy.D. @DrAmyPsyD]

When I say, "Does that make sense?", it's not because I don't think you're smart. It's because I think that I am incoherent.

[Vera Bergengruen @VeraMBergen]

I can’t wrap my mind around the existence of this clip.

[Justin Stoller @juststoller]

But Moldova....

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Paid Leave Struck Down By People Who Do Combined 4 Hours Of Work Annually https://t.co/SP7NmgLjyd

[Changelog @changelog]

“Thanks for helping me with that gnarly git merge, I’m good to go from here!!” (wait for it)

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

The Taliban retaking Afghanistan in a matter of weeks as September 11th nears is a tragic symbol of the last decades.

Our governments abandoned law to wage fruitless wars, sacrificed our most sacred rights—and trampled the memory of those they claimed to avenge. Was it worth it?

[Justin Stoller @juststoller]

@kylog Also, now, 2/3rds of the county commissioners are members of the Constitution Party and declared Yamhill Co. a 2nd Amendment sanctuary.

[Justin Stoller @juststoller]

@kylog Growing up in the area, the folks at George Fox college in Newberg used to call Linfield “SINfield” because of its relatively liberal ways.

[Justin Stoller @juststoller]

@kylog Yamhill County and Newberg in particular is a very conservative place.

[Justin Stoller @juststoller]

@binford2k @puppetize And the Sombrero of Shame

[Justin Stoller @juststoller]

@binford2k @puppetize Alice

[The Onion @TheOnion]

George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere https://t.co/GpyGyBNbc1

[Justin Stoller @juststoller]

@headius @saranutter My god. I’m so sorry.

[Alex Zielinski @alex_zee]

One of the departing officers was Elise Temple—she was one the four PPB officers assigned the the New Columbia detail, a community policing team I shadowed in 2019.

[Justin Stoller @juststoller]

@ahpook No, but my daughter is : )

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Covid Announces Plan To Move Operations To Texas Full-Time To Escape Burdensome Regulations https://t.co/Wi26rEWANz

[Ben Hunt @EpsilonTheory]

500,000 Americans killed. At least that many with long-term health problems. Massive unemployment. Families wrecked. Rampant depression.

Stock market at all-time highs.