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a dubious little creature

[sara @snugtf]

[unwashed hair voice] i’m unlovable

[krust @justthekrust]

ok the chimera episode being like the 5th or 6th one is crazy let me ease back into it man I am sick

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fine I’ll rewatch fmab

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oh boy

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benjamin netanyahu the aphids in my garden are close to developing nuclear weapons you need to eradicate them immediately

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My penis just growled at me #whiteboysummer

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actually no I’ll take it a step further - local markets and events should do the same

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furthermore I think esty and other ecommerce platforms should heavily limit the amount of aislop shops and products they allow on their sites

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but maybe I’m just being a karen

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old coworker who cheated on her wife with the uggo manager who was also married is spamming fb with aislop videos of herself to promote her aislop tshirt etsy shop

[krust @justthekrust]

wait stop my baby turns 1 next month my babyyyyyyyyyy

[krust @justthekrust]

wtf does jessica know about a banh mi

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white people should be banned from posting recipes of other cultures

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bird just flew into my window and exploded?

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lose a game of league immediately start lowballing people on fb marketplace

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sometimes when I’m starving and tearing up my food I pretend I’m a mukbanger so I feel less like an animal

[krust @justthekrust]

being 30 years old means spending hundred of dollars on soil

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the botox the filler baby girl it’s aging youuuuuuuuuuuu you do not look younger you look older noooooooooooooo ban the needles

[krust @justthekrust]

why tf wasn’t I born as frank iero

[You’re Innocent When You Dream @5gheg]

I was a girl until I was 22. Then I became a machine for about 6 months. Then I became a woman. And now, I am a girl again

[krust @justthekrust]

a skylit drive is so good like cmonnnnn