Dan Phax

If my flag triggers you, YOU’RE the problem. I identify as Non-Bidenary.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@AlpacaAurelius I’ve been all over the UK & Ireland the last couple weeks. Seems like everything revolves around alcohol. Particularly whiskey & beer. I lost the desire for alcohol years ago; don’t really miss it.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@nobrainerth0ts @saintSako @aplacefortweets @libsoftiktok Don’t waste your time. He/she/it is still traumatized from getting beat up at school every day.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@saintSako @nobrainerth0ts @aplacefortweets @libsoftiktok What a fuckin pussy😅

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@ThreeTwoEephus @JonathanC2310 “I care so you’re supposed to too” is not the dunk you think it is.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@realEstateTrent Just ignore her. 3 of my 4 kids used pacifiers. Ironically, the one that never wanted a pacifier is the only one who needed braces.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@CwilzZ @MLB Because I don’t want to be told I should celebrate mental illness? Yeah, ok.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@Timcast In my high school, these two would have been beaten up in the boy’s room and stuffed in lockers on a daily basis.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@Cody_CHGO I thought this was for Steve Lake. Completely forgot about Junior. And I still have a Fukudome shirt in my closet that I do t know what to do with.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@TalbertSwan The joke here is you don’t realize you’re actually implying Obama has a felony conviction. Tell me you don’t understand what per capita means 😅

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@clarkA418 @johnondrasik @matisyahu @MichaelRapaport I never found Rapaport particularly funny and God knows we’re polar opposites politically, but this really pisses me off. It’s obvious the shows were cancelled only because he’s Jewish.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@Suntimes The Sun Times still exists? Who knew?

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@Jack_Raines They pitched my company several years ago. Maybe they’ve improved since, but the software they wanted us to buy at the time wasn’t nearly as creative or useful as what we had already built in-house.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@PlanetOfMemes @unusual_whales The downside of that is we’d get Harris. Somehow that seems even worse.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@RaymondALopez Yeah, ironic they were tough on crime for these Trumped up charges, but countless Soros-backed prosecuters across the country turn a blind eye towards thieves, murderers, pedos, rapists, illegal aliens and other “justice impacted individuals”.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@seattlegirl1977 @ForemanTaxLaw I don’t disagree, but if you replaced adulterer with pedophile, your post would describe Biden perfectly. Just once I’d like to vote for someone rather than choose the lesser of two evils.

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

Well Democrats, congratulations. I didn't start out a Trump fan. I supported Rand Paul in the primary in 2016. I was skeptical of whether or not Trump would do what he said. Even after supporting him in 2020, I was frustrated by some of his policies...

...but now...now...I will enthusiastically campaign, donate and vote for Trump. Because if nothing else, he represents opposition to YOU. The people who engage in "lawfare," openly target your political rivals for prosecution while ignoring the real issues facing this country.

You have now showed us the rules of the game...don't be surprised when we start playing by them.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@ChayaRaichik10 @libsoftiktok Done ✅

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@TheTimMcGraw @PlanetFitness @BGCA_Clubs So you’re ok if naked men can share the same locker room as your daughters? That’s some pretty sick stuff there.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@ChayaRaichik10 Chili & mashed potatoes.

[Dan Phax @justthephax714]

@libsoftiktok And you’re transphobic if you don’t want to date him/her/it.